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No cussing

By jdsksoapy - 30/03/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, my parents punished me and made me wash my mouth out with soap for cursing. I'm almost 19. I said the word "Hell". FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2020 16:58

Today, our house caught fire. While trying to help my mom get to safety, the word "fuck" accidentally escaped my mouth. Once we were safe, she said I was grounded for swearing. I'm 19. FML

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By libraries are a girl's best friend - 19/07/2013 21:53 - United States - Elizabethtown

Today, my dad grounded me for swearing, after I read a funny comment on Youtube to my sister. The supposed swear word? "YOLO." FML

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By siikman313 - 12/09/2011 21:37 - United States

Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML

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You OK hon?

By religiunatic - 13/12/2013 17:09 - Canada - Keswick

Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off". She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language". FML

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By dadyoureacunt - 21/09/2013 13:10 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML

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Not your day, is it?

By hiheyaiden - 03/03/2022 23:00 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, my mom kept swearing and punished me while I was in an online lesson. I almost got punished by the teacher as well. FML

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By properpissed - 03/06/2014 15:36 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was talking to one of my British friends online, and he told me to say "yew anchors" a few times really fast. I'm a fairly stupid person, and wasn't very focused, so I did as he said. When I finally figured what the words meant, my dad had heard and grounded me for cursing. FML

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By Red Toad - 26/12/2020 20:59 - United States - Litchfield Park

Today, I said a few words to my mom that happened to be similar to something offensive, and she misheard. I tried to tell her, but she was so angry that she assumed I was saying more offensive things. Now she is punishing everybody in the house, and I’m not allowed to speak to her. FML

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By not saying it was whores, but... - 16/10/2014 20:32 - United States

Today, I accidentally belched at the dinner table. At age 22, I got sent to my room with no dessert by my parents. FML

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By minikat - 02/06/2018 15:00

Today, my parents woke me up and grounded me for the "disrespectful" things I said to them in my sleep. Apparently I say these things every night, and each time I do they extend the grounding. FML

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SwordSlasher 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 1:09

Fail parents -_-

drimpossible 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 1:10

Try "Heck!" or if really moved "Fiddlesticks!"

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mal2012 4

Friday 29 June 2012 1:18

Lmaoooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

CeltHound 14

Tuesday 10 July 2012 11:34

Get out of there......Now!

Migole 36

Saturday 14 July 2012 22:34

I would've said "wtf. no. are you ******* crazy???" and gotten to a friend's house for the rest of the day (or week). You should really work on that relationship with your parents...Or get a therapist ;)

kyat288 9

Saturday 18 August 2012 8:43

thats funny

Marrach 7

Wednesday 29 August 2012 14:04

Well if they're religious... YDI

love_ema 0

Sunday 9 September 2012 21:42

I'm 13 and said worse things than hell but my parents did nothing but yell at me.

01sparkly 15

Tuesday 20 November 2012 3:17

With soap? That is disgusting! What the heck? Omg that must be annoying. Sorry OP

Bright_Lights 14

Friday 14 December 2012 2:56

This is exactly like my parents.

unicornpower56 7

Friday 21 December 2012 20:57

My parents don't let me swear either, my little sister rats on me and then they say they're going to break my finger off.

Potteria 11

Saturday 9 March 2013 12:58

WTF? That definately doesn't sound normal.

Buster777 6

Saturday 22 December 2012 3:05

Thats pathetic

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