No empathy

By stoprubbingitinmyface - 21/03/2015 21:59 - United States - Tacoma

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Today, it's been a week since I was dumped. I planned to stay at my apartment, cry, and eat chocolate in peace. My roommate decided to have loud sex with her boyfriend in the apartment. She refused to quiet down, saying, "My body, my rules." FML
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haileyrows 26

"My half the rent check, my rules too"

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ThatLobster 24

Just say "my body, my rules" back at her and stand in their room, or sit!

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Saraishi 24

She's a sympathetic one, isn't she?

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NormaBates 10

Punch her in the face. "My fist, my rules".

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TRexYouUp 8

This is why I live alone, sorry about your roommate OP

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tintin10_fml 13

Noone has time for a sad sack.

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TallMist 32

No one has time for a lazy, non-bill paying, no-chores-doing, inconsiderate, unsympathetic bitchy roommate either. (If you're wondering what I'm referring to, scroll down and see OP's follow up.)

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dragoongirl90 34

Your roommate is a terrible person.

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FaguIous 22

In the apartment? Okay why would you eat chocolate in the apartment when they're banging everywhere? I suggest coffee.

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Larentiah 4

Sounds like your roommate is a selfish dumb ****. Time for a new one.

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2retz 11

so shit on her bed and if she complains, reply "my body, my rules"

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