Health, Embarrassing, ACAB and Cops: No escape

No escape

By natty - 16/03/2009 16:02 - United States

Today, I went to a party and the cops came to bust the party. I jumped out the window of a second story house in order to avoid getting arrested. I broke my leg in three places and got a concussion. The cops let everyone go with a warning. FML

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By angela - 09/04/2020 23:00

Today, I went to a party. Although I wasn't drinking, I was still afraid the cops would bust me. Halfway through the party, the cops showed up. I tried to hop a fence, ripping my pants and cutting my leg in the meantime. It wasn't until was on the ground that I found out there was a gate. FML

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Nice try

By groundedasfuck - 24/05/2014 20:24 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I snuck out of the house to go to a party. When I got back later, I tried climbing back up the rope-ladder I'd set up earlier, leading back through my bedroom window. I was halfway up when it broke free. I sprained both my ankles and had to shamefully ring the doorbell to get back in. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2014 11:35 - United States - Imperial

Today, I was at a party, and someone called the cops on us. I dove into a bush that turned out to have thorns. I got multiple cuts and a sprained wrist, and got arrested anyway. Its kind of hard to hide from the police when you're screaming in agony. FML

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By ugh - 15/07/2013 11:46 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided to throw a party at my house, despite my protests. In order to get them to leave, I called the police. I was the only one arrested, while they got warnings. FML

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By FailedEngineer - 20/10/2009 21:31 - Australia

Today, I lost my house keys while staggering home drunk, so I decided to climb through an opened window and promptly went to bed. Twenty minutes later the police wake me up while attempting to search my place. The neighbors thought I was a burglar and called the cops. FML

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Stuck

By Anonymous - 10/12/2009 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I found myself locked out of my house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, my hood fell over my head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise and ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell and broke my wrist. FML

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By treehugger - 20/03/2012 09:47 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, since I was grounded, I tried to sneak out of my room to attend a party by climbing out the second-storey window and down the tree. I was unharmed, but I probably should have checked to see if my dad was in the garden before climbing down. FML

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By BoomHeadshot - 02/05/2012 02:27 - Australia

Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML

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By Caution - 02/10/2018 22:00

Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML

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Party pooper

By jeremyr5678 - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

Today, I was at a really big party and everyone was showing off by flipping into the pool one by one. When it was my go, I attempted a back flip, cracked my head open on the side of the pool, and was rushed to hospital. Now everyone hates me cause the party was forced to shut down. FML

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PhantomMask 0

Monday 16 March 2009 21:55

Why didn't you just hide in the closetor something?

MistAtMarseilles 0

Monday 16 March 2009 21:59

hahah this is awesome, id love to see that and #1, obviously he/she was drunk, the window probably seemed like the fail-proof option at the time

Comments

latuka 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 16:58

i agree with #86. all that shit seems like a ****** good idea when your drunk. plus i did the same thing and got away while everyone else went to jail for the night. so sometimes it is a good idea.. if you know how to jump.

latuka 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 17:01

84.. you're an asshole.

herheartsuck 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 17:21

what the **** were you on, speed? ahaha

SimpleIdiot 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 19:09

and you thought this was a good idea why?

back_to_basics 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 21:00

That's soooo funny! But I've done the same when I was drunk. And, yeah, it does seem like a damn good idea at the moment. It's too bad you got hurt though. Bahaha

sloanketerlen 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 21:22

i hate people like you, always freaking out just because someone says the word cops, usually they dont feel like busting a ton of underage kids and do all that paperwork so they let you go. you def deserved everything you got

disjointedly 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 23:40

lol, do you live in NC? I was at a party where something similar happened, only it was over the weekend...

zebendyone 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 0:10

HAHA, my roommate did this exact thing. Except it wasn't a ******* two story window. Just one story, and she came back with some scrapes after jumping some fences and running through the woods. Oh, drunk stories...

bebexsmile 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 1:19

Wow, you guys are assholes. Well not all, but most. Seriously, whatsup with all the insults? "Dumb ****, Retard, Stupid shit" I think he/she realized long ago that he/she made a stupid move, and doesn't want anymore reminders. Wow, be a little more respectful and supportive will ya?

franklis 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 2:12

109 i was at a party in raleigh, nc too where it got busted by the sheriff i know some people were jumpin off the roof but i just went to the cops and since i was 18 i just had to call a ride and got to leave