No escape
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By jeremyr5678 - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Oh, the things one does while intoxicated...
#28, maybe that's how it is where you are from, but in most places the consequences of getting caught providing alcohol to minors are far more severe.
ive been drunk before.. youre a ******* idiot.
walton prom anyone???
thats ****** awesome cause thats the kind of story that u tell your grandkids lol
u fail at life.
Ah when I was younger I had a similar experience. I was about 14 years old and completely faced on a fifth of JD. Someone said the cops were busting the party, and my dumb ass as well as about five other people bailed down a hill in the back. I got cacti in my shins and feet and the cops were never even there. I didn't mind though. I couldn't feel it and I ended up just getting really ******* stoned and going back to the party.
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Why didn't you just hide in the closetor something?
hahah this is awesome, id love to see that and #1, obviously he/she was drunk, the window probably seemed like the fail-proof option at the time