No escape

By natty - 16/03/2009 16:02 - United States

Today, I went to a party and the cops came to bust the party. I jumped out the window of a second story house in order to avoid getting arrested. I broke my leg in three places and got a concussion. The cops let everyone go with a warning. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 309
You deserved it 203 367

Same thing different taste

Top comments

PhantomMask 0

Why didn't you just hide in the closetor something?

MistAtMarseilles 0

hahah this is awesome, id love to see that and #1, obviously he/she was drunk, the window probably seemed like the fail-proof option at the time

Comments

Oh, the things one does while intoxicated...

#28, maybe that's how it is where you are from, but in most places the consequences of getting caught providing alcohol to minors are far more severe.

ive been drunk before.. youre a ******* idiot.

ksk 0

i'm pretty sure i know you! that sucks!

fail_truck 0

thats ****** awesome cause thats the kind of story that u tell your grandkids lol

Ah when I was younger I had a similar experience. I was about 14 years old and completely faced on a fifth of JD. Someone said the cops were busting the party, and my dumb ass as well as about five other people bailed down a hill in the back. I got cacti in my shins and feet and the cops were never even there. I didn't mind though. I couldn't feel it and I ended up just getting really ******* stoned and going back to the party.

vonstrangle 0

I ran into the woods and lost a shoe once. But people actually were arrested so I'm glad I did haha and if you were drinking enough to be worried about having to take a sobriety test, jumping out a window probably wasn't so far fetched in your mind at the time.