Health, Embarrassing, ACAB and Cops: No escape

No escape

By natty - 16/03/2009 16:02 - United States

Today, I went to a party and the cops came to bust the party. I jumped out the window of a second story house in order to avoid getting arrested. I broke my leg in three places and got a concussion. The cops let everyone go with a warning. FML

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You deserved it 203 367

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By angela - 09/04/2020 23:00

Today, I went to a party. Although I wasn't drinking, I was still afraid the cops would bust me. Halfway through the party, the cops showed up. I tried to hop a fence, ripping my pants and cutting my leg in the meantime. It wasn't until was on the ground that I found out there was a gate. FML

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You deserved it 2 107

Nice try

By groundedasfuck - 24/05/2014 20:24 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I snuck out of the house to go to a party. When I got back later, I tried climbing back up the rope-ladder I'd set up earlier, leading back through my bedroom window. I was halfway up when it broke free. I sprained both my ankles and had to shamefully ring the doorbell to get back in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 105

You deserved it 55 187

By Anonymous - 19/07/2014 11:35 - United States - Imperial

Today, I was at a party, and someone called the cops on us. I dove into a bush that turned out to have thorns. I got multiple cuts and a sprained wrist, and got arrested anyway. Its kind of hard to hide from the police when you're screaming in agony. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 329

You deserved it 27 973

By ugh - 15/07/2013 11:46 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided to throw a party at my house, despite my protests. In order to get them to leave, I called the police. I was the only one arrested, while they got warnings. FML

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You deserved it 9 148

By FailedEngineer - 20/10/2009 21:31 - Australia

Today, I lost my house keys while staggering home drunk, so I decided to climb through an opened window and promptly went to bed. Twenty minutes later the police wake me up while attempting to search my place. The neighbors thought I was a burglar and called the cops. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 273

You deserved it 35 662

Stuck

By Anonymous - 10/12/2009 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I found myself locked out of my house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, my hood fell over my head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise and ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell and broke my wrist. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 352

You deserved it 5 251

By treehugger - 20/03/2012 09:47 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, since I was grounded, I tried to sneak out of my room to attend a party by climbing out the second-storey window and down the tree. I was unharmed, but I probably should have checked to see if my dad was in the garden before climbing down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 045

You deserved it 49 390

By BoomHeadshot - 02/05/2012 02:27 - Australia

Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML

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You deserved it 32 852

By Caution - 02/10/2018 22:00

Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML

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You deserved it 590

Party pooper

By jeremyr5678 - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

Today, I was at a really big party and everyone was showing off by flipping into the pool one by one. When it was my go, I attempted a back flip, cracked my head open on the side of the pool, and was rushed to hospital. Now everyone hates me cause the party was forced to shut down. FML

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You deserved it 4 884

PhantomMask 0

Monday 16 March 2009 21:55

Why didn't you just hide in the closetor something?

MistAtMarseilles 0

Monday 16 March 2009 21:59

hahah this is awesome, id love to see that and #1, obviously he/she was drunk, the window probably seemed like the fail-proof option at the time

Comments

heatherjay 0

Monday 16 March 2009 23:37

hahahhaha. lol @ you. unless the host gets one, cops never give tickets when they bust parties unless you're being a particularly drunk asshole. suckaaa.

Edmund_Dantes 0

Monday 16 March 2009 23:41

39 has the best story so far. OP, maybe practice jumping out windows when your leg heals, just in case. Sometimes you're just curious if someone can catch you.

pancakes_n_syrup 0

Monday 16 March 2009 23:45

you're a dumbass

kamikaze_fml 0

Monday 16 March 2009 23:47

#16 #17 and #28 Have never been invited to a party...

lolol182 4

Monday 16 March 2009 23:48

ahah right on brother

nosympthy 0

Monday 16 March 2009 23:53

you know there was probably a line forming right behind him to go out the window too then right after they saw him jump the cops were like wtf and told everybody else it was all cool and nobody was in trouble. remeber don't be the first and sure as hell don't be the last.

texmas 0

Monday 16 March 2009 23:53

Even when I'm drunk, I know that you hide in the closet or you use the second exit that every apartment ever has. That's what you get for resisting arrest AND being a dumbass.

bezach 0

Monday 8 March 2010 5:27

if I were a cop IDE surround the building and than search..,lol but it's cops not swat they just take the easy way out

dang_fml 0

Monday 16 March 2009 23:56

you should have aimed for a bush or something, lmao

trucanadian 0

Monday 16 March 2009 23:57

Uh i guess its different in America. In Canada they dont do anything. They just try to quiet it down. Did you really think you were going to jail? You definately deserved that one.