No escape

By natty - 16/03/2009 16:02 - United States

Today, I went to a party and the cops came to bust the party. I jumped out the window of a second story house in order to avoid getting arrested. I broke my leg in three places and got a concussion. The cops let everyone go with a warning. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 309
You deserved it 203 367

Same thing different taste

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PhantomMask 0

Why didn't you just hide in the closetor something?

MistAtMarseilles 0

hahah this is awesome, id love to see that and #1, obviously he/she was drunk, the window probably seemed like the fail-proof option at the time

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fmlll 0

did the same thing.....2 story balcony....leg broken in 2 places....metal rod through the leg...been on crutches for 5 weeks and still have more to go. and the music was just too loud...

Wow, that was just plain stupid! Learn how to land on the ground properly, and go pick up some (un)common sense at the grocery store next time you go >_>

mehwhateverr 0

You obviously deserve it for 1. Having an illegal party 2. Being too drunk to realize that jumping out a two story window is stupid.

justforacomment 0

Can i just say, i did the same exact thing here in milwaukee. someone told me about this comment and pasted it on my wall and i thought they were making fun of me or reminding me of what happened. i was at my friends party and the cops came inside, some of my friends climbed down the window so i thought id try too. i tried to climb down the siding or fall on the grass or something but my hands slipped and i fell straight down. unfortunately my right ankle hit the concrete. my tibia came literally out of my ankle and through my skin, my fibula was fractured, i broke bones in my foot and severed my deltoid ligament. afterward i stood up and walked on it and i knew right away i broke my ankle. my friend came over and dragged me to the portch next door and i look down at my foot and its laying on its side parallel to the ground, but my leg was facing upwards. i had three surgeries and the first one was 8 hours cause of all the dirt i had on my bone and open wound. the doctor said to my parents after my first surgery non-jokingly "well, we wont have to amputate it". when i was lying in the ambulance almost passed out from the pain, the cop says to me "you know we never gave out tickets...." FML

hahaha dammmmn that sucks! But its hilarious! Better luck next time :)

lumpy_cat 0
justforacomment 0