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By Judiee - 28/02/2009 10:52 - United States

Today, I was introduced to my boyfriend's family at a family reunion for the first time. As I sat on the couch, his 4 year-old sister comes in and jumps onto my lap. For a moment I was happy to think his sister liked me, only to hear her say, "You're fat! I like fat things." FML

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By Some Girl - 08/01/2011 06:38 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML

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By Lauren - 12/10/2011 17:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my family. It was going well until my 23 year-old sister started telling him in detail about her constipation, and that if she doesn't take a shit in a few days, it's going to come out of her mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2014 10:55 - United Kingdom - Pontypridd

Today, my boyfriend told my four-year-old sister that "fatass" means "beautiful lady." I didn't know about this until I took my sister shopping with me. The woman at the till said she was adorable; my sister replied, "Thanks, fatass." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I was hanging out at a friend's house. Her adorable 5 year-old sister came up, gave me a hug, and said, "You're fat. When are you going home?" FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 07:09 - United States - Owensboro

Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML

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Welcome to hell

By Anonymous - 14/01/2021 15:01 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, after meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time, I found out that he, his sister and their father enjoy talking loudly over the person who is currently talking, because what anyone else says is not worth listening to. FML

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Nice of her

By Bill - 06/12/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year-old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML

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By octoberrain - 10/10/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML

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By me - 06/09/2009 21:33 - United States

Today, I met some of my boyfriend's family for the first time. His aunt said I was really cute, which made me happy. As we were leaving I said "Your aunt thought I was cute." His reply..."Yeah, well, my aunt's on drugs". FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 15:20 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML

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Melly_fml 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 20:22

well she said she likes fat things, so it's a compliment :)

girl_fml 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 20:32

she likes you though.

Comments

OctoberRainfall 13

Monday 2 January 2012 20:37

At least she likes fat things :)

SanaSazi 32

Tuesday 23 October 2012 14:52

Take it! Compliments, however messed up don't come along often

VLJACK 6

Tuesday 4 December 2012 18:07

Wow! Not a nice kid. No manners!

thecreepypotato 0

Thursday 7 February 2013 21:55

Well.. At least she dosen't hate you..

saxoBEAST57 10

Tuesday 31 December 2013 6:05

That's a bit rude. Even a four year old should know that.

supersitter 11

Thursday 6 March 2014 1:06

At least she likes you

DanielleD93 16

Saturday 7 June 2014 5:12

Well atleast she likes you

jdwmoore22 2

Tuesday 8 July 2014 18:45

maybe it's time to lose a little? start eating a little better op. I'm sure your pretty.

LiveRS 7

Thursday 10 July 2014 23:09

Well, she did like you;)

Debbiek 5

Thursday 17 July 2014 22:32

at least she likes you

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