No fun allowed

By but cum to think of it... - 03/07/2015 21:29

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Today, my extremely religious mom ranted at me, saying I'd only bought an electric toothbrush so I could masturbate with it. I'm a guy. FML
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odamaliekh 26

Anything can be a ***** if you're brave enough.

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worldclassrager 39

What's her reaction to mouthwash or Vaseline?

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hazelnuts 15

I apologise for the last comment that offended some poor innocent soul. But as I was saying this FML has been used a few times already, the only thing that changes in this story is the mothers children.

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EvilLittleMan 23

I am sure with a little investigative work around the house, you will unearth the King Kong sized, super turbo charged, combination ***** / vibrator.

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viggysmallz 8

I'm sorry, wasn't this exact post on here a few months ago?

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sp00derman 23

Tell her that's what her's is for ;)

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SaniK 17

I had a mom like that too growing up, you just have to remain calm and don't engage in a lengthy conversation because it's like arguing with politicians, you just can't win. You could try "I bought this for this reason and if I'm lying, Jesus will know."

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SMHsohard 22

This seems to be a fixation for the religious Right. I despair for their oral hygiene.

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Colon_Man 17

Accuse her of buying a washing machine only for sitting on.

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