I'm always amazed by the dirty minds some parents have. In my teens the word spunk meant someone hot. My mother used to punish my brother and I for using that word, saying it was something disgusting. Turns out, at the time, the only place it was used to refer to semen was in the dirty magazines my dad had hidden....

Are you Amish?

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if someone can use bubble wrap I'm sure you can use an electric toothbrush.

maybe she's guilty...

Don't blame me if this goes horribly wrong but maybe you could stick it inside your shaft, then turn it on. This may require medical attention afterwords.

Well she's a buzzkill.

In psychological term, it called "projection". And I would recommend replace said electric toothbrush without thinking too much. Imagination is a hard thing to forget!!!

You should've told her that's what it was for, just to see her reaction

Yes. I thought this was funny when I saw this FML 2 months ago. Good job copy cat.