No gods, no masters

By anon - 31/07/2015 20:28 - United States - San Francisco

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
I agree, your life sucks 21 368
You deserved it 34 710

Same thing different taste

Top comments

raysmith121 10

This really is your fault. You should instruct him and guide him.

You kind of deserved that. There's no point in lying to save someone's feelings and make yourself miserable.

Comments

BrandiCandi94 4

I'm really not trying to be a bitch, but you kind of brought that on yourself. You should have stopped him and told him that it wasn't doing anything for you, and shown him what you wanted.

You're not a bad person for faking an ****** because loooads of people do it but you're gonna want to rectify that mistake and soon! You don't have to be brutal about it, just say something like 'you know, I actually really like it when you...' or 'it's really hot when...'

What the hell is wrong with you, it was his first time! Find out what he likes and teach him what you like. Help the guy out, instead of behaving like an idiot!

He probably thought it was like playing Street Fighter the first time. Just press all the buttons randomly and you'll win.

yup, all your fault. dudes first time and instead of teaching him right, you allow him to think smacking shit around will get a girl off. poor dude is done for and it's all your fault.

Because why be open and honest in your relationship when you can lie and be miserable.

vicky_P 3

faking an ******? yeah, that's a GREAT MARVELOUS way to get your boyfriend to be better in bed. Great job!!!

People like you that fake it are the reason men get so cocky and arrogant when it comes to their sex skills. And now he'll keep on thinking that women like it when he bitch slaps their ******. Well done you.

What kind of weird **** did he learn that from?

Um no. Communication is the key to a good sex life. If he's never done it, then it's your job to teach him.