Animals and Miscellaneous: No good deed…

No good deed…

By Pierce - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was with my 14 year-old son when we saw a baby sparrow being attacked by four or five blackbirds. We rushed up, waving our arms and scared away the much bigger attackers. The baby sparrow ran toward us for protection, then went past both of us, and ran straight down a storm sewer. FML

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By tulisa - 21/02/2015 04:25 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I witnessed the beautiful sight of a tiny baby bird struggling to take flight from its nest. "You can do it," I muttered, which I guess my asswipe of a cat heard as "Quick, go kill that bird and scar me for life, please." FML

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By xacked - 02/06/2009 06:39 - United States

Today, I was designing a newspaper page with a story about an aggressive female bird that was defending its nest and attacking students near some stairs. In the article were photos of victims who were attacked. We had a good laugh over it. Later, I was walking there and the bird attacked me. FML

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The bird

By Mariah Barnes - 24/07/2020 08:01

Today, I saved a baby bird from the site I work on. It was the runt and did not have any feathers and was neglected by the mother. I took care of it all day at work and planned on taking it to a wildlife reserve after work. Two minutes away from the reserve, we hit a pothole and I dropped it. It died. FML

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By craphanded - 19/07/2011 17:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I saved a bird from being run over as it lay in the middle of the road. Thinking it had a broken wing or something, I started carrying it home, intending to take it to the vet later. It crapped in my hand and flew away. FML

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By NightHawk4926 - 09/09/2015 22:15 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man. I gave him my sandwich, since he needed it more than me. Seconds later, he was attacked by a flock of birds. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2015 02:08 - United States - Gardnerville

Today, I found the eggshells from the nest belonging to the little bird that lives outside my house. They were covered in blood and it was quite obvious that they had been eaten. While I was looking at them, the mother bird came over and attacked me. FML

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Gone bird

By Whoops - 06/06/2011 01:44 - United States

Today, while driving with my three year-old, I was showing her the different kinds of birds. I pointed out a bright red cardinal perched in a row of hedges. She squealed as it took flight, so happy to see such a brightly colored birdie fly. Until it hit my windshield. FML

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By Birdwatcher - 18/09/2012 16:19 - United States - Woodstock

Today, I found a tiny, featherless baby bird. I knew it was impossible, but I tried to keep it alive through the day. Before I could get it to the wildlife center, it died, and when I got all choked up over it, my mom started laughing at me and saying how "weak" I was. FML

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By birdsterrifyme - 23/03/2015 04:42 - United States - Sikeston

Today, I decided to confront my fear of birds when my friend's pet bird was walking up to me. He got on my arm, climbed up and attacked my face. FML

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By Locked Out - 14/05/2013 19:11 - United States

Today, after coming home from school, I found that two birds had made a nest above the porch light. This wouldn't be a problem if they stopped attacking me every time I get within 5 feet of them. FML

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grl223 0

Friday 5 June 2009 20:03

Awwwww.....

teufelschloss 0

Friday 5 June 2009 20:03

Omgosh! That's terrible :O

Comments

SlamChowder 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 14:00

I think the bird's life is more F'd than yours...

Castro5661 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 14:36

See you should have let nature run it's course... Maybe the birds wouldve let it go and it's mom woulda come but instead your murderers!

silvermoonstar3 3

Saturday 6 June 2009 15:11

How is this FML at all? It hid safely in the storm sewer. Your kid saw it get to safety.

your_mother 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 16:00

poor bird

john6391 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 16:36

Darwin's Natural Selection at its finest

NoNameBrandFail 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 20:24

Seriously? Why is everyone so damn sad over a dumbass bird that would've died on it's own ANYWAYS, I mean this is just retarded

lifeislife_fml 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 21:26

Poor bird. At least you know that you tried to help it. And to the people who say that we should let nature run its course, then why do we try to save our family members with incurable diseases? Should we just leave them to die? Dumbasses.

YungMarlon23 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 22:03

wow... that's messed up.... but even more so for the bird... Today, I was being attacked by a bunch of big black birds. Then some humans came and scared them away, I was so happy i ran towards them but kept goin into a storm sewer. FML