Animals and Miscellaneous: No good deed…

No good deed…

By Pierce - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was with my 14 year-old son when we saw a baby sparrow being attacked by four or five blackbirds. We rushed up, waving our arms and scared away the much bigger attackers. The baby sparrow ran toward us for protection, then went past both of us, and ran straight down a storm sewer. FML

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By tulisa - 21/02/2015 04:25 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I witnessed the beautiful sight of a tiny baby bird struggling to take flight from its nest. "You can do it," I muttered, which I guess my asswipe of a cat heard as "Quick, go kill that bird and scar me for life, please." FML

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By xacked - 02/06/2009 06:39 - United States

Today, I was designing a newspaper page with a story about an aggressive female bird that was defending its nest and attacking students near some stairs. In the article were photos of victims who were attacked. We had a good laugh over it. Later, I was walking there and the bird attacked me. FML

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By Mariah Barnes - 24/07/2020 08:01

Today, I saved a baby bird from the site I work on. It was the runt and did not have any feathers and was neglected by the mother. I took care of it all day at work and planned on taking it to a wildlife reserve after work. Two minutes away from the reserve, we hit a pothole and I dropped it. It died. FML

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By craphanded - 19/07/2011 17:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I saved a bird from being run over as it lay in the middle of the road. Thinking it had a broken wing or something, I started carrying it home, intending to take it to the vet later. It crapped in my hand and flew away. FML

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By NightHawk4926 - 09/09/2015 22:15 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man. I gave him my sandwich, since he needed it more than me. Seconds later, he was attacked by a flock of birds. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2015 02:08 - United States - Gardnerville

Today, I found the eggshells from the nest belonging to the little bird that lives outside my house. They were covered in blood and it was quite obvious that they had been eaten. While I was looking at them, the mother bird came over and attacked me. FML

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Gone bird

By Whoops - 06/06/2011 01:44 - United States

Today, while driving with my three year-old, I was showing her the different kinds of birds. I pointed out a bright red cardinal perched in a row of hedges. She squealed as it took flight, so happy to see such a brightly colored birdie fly. Until it hit my windshield. FML

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By Birdwatcher - 18/09/2012 16:19 - United States - Woodstock

Today, I found a tiny, featherless baby bird. I knew it was impossible, but I tried to keep it alive through the day. Before I could get it to the wildlife center, it died, and when I got all choked up over it, my mom started laughing at me and saying how "weak" I was. FML

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By birdsterrifyme - 23/03/2015 04:42 - United States - Sikeston

Today, I decided to confront my fear of birds when my friend's pet bird was walking up to me. He got on my arm, climbed up and attacked my face. FML

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By Locked Out - 14/05/2013 19:11 - United States

Today, after coming home from school, I found that two birds had made a nest above the porch light. This wouldn't be a problem if they stopped attacking me every time I get within 5 feet of them. FML

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grl223 0

Friday 5 June 2009 20:03

Awwwww.....

teufelschloss 0

Friday 5 June 2009 20:03

Omgosh! That's terrible :O

Comments

tennisgirl022 0

Friday 5 June 2009 20:31

thats sad, but the only thing is that your son is 14 YEARS OLD!! he doesnt care!! but thats sad that the bird died but still, i really dont think this is going to affect your son in any way.

Raptorbane 0

Friday 5 June 2009 20:33

It's actually just a really common misconception that a mother bird won't take back its baby if a human touched it. You could pick it up and plop it back into its nest and the mother wouldn't know any better. Birds have terrible sense of smell, Great Horned Owls will kill and even eat skunks. But yea, F the bird's life.

I_Am_The_Edge 4

Friday 5 June 2009 20:33

Haha that's horrible! :(

Astroman129 7

Saturday 27 March 2010 4:17

Coming from the same person who threw a rock at a homeless man, I wouldn't really expect this comment.

SneakyCat 0

Friday 5 June 2009 20:34

Aww! That's sad.

crazydope14 0

Friday 5 June 2009 20:35

Wow. That really sucks

BlumpkinDinner 0

Friday 5 June 2009 20:35

I hope it died.

losergirl 0

Friday 5 June 2009 20:36

Um, if this were legit, the sparrow would probably be running AWAY from you... wild animals don't typically see humans as "protection." They shouldn't, either.

elen25 0

Friday 5 June 2009 20:37

Aww poor sparrow! At least you tried helping it! I guess it got scared of you and your son and jumped to its own death. I saved a mouse from my cat's mouth years ago, only to have the mouse bite my hand afterwards once I rescued it. Anyhow, animals never seek protection in humans..they fear they would attack them as well, seeing as they are much taller and bigger.