Poopoo peepee, Gross and Kids: No good deed…

No good deed…

By Dinho - 15/05/2009 21:22 - United States

Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML

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You deserved it 6 675

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By anti-peecleaner - 22/11/2010 22:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML

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You deserved it 5 234

By jbhadafuckedupday - 15/03/2018 01:30

Today, my 3-year-old came to me very excited because he had gone to the bathroom by himself for the first time. What he did not tell me was that he had shit on the floor, and when I went into the bathroom to check, I slipped on a turd and knocked myself out on the sink. FML

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By pissingcontest - 30/05/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 650

You deserved it 46 030

Work sucks

By Anonymous - 08/07/2011 19:43 - United States

Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML

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You deserved it 2 645

By peepants - 04/06/2019 14:00

Today, I was in a public restroom with my one-year old. I had no idea he could reach the lock until he opened the door and ran out. In my haste to catch him, I not only peed all over my pants that were still around my ankles, I faceplanted on the nasty, moist bathroom floor. FML

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You deserved it 334

By pissfaced - 02/01/2010 13:41 - New Zealand

Today, I was trying to see how far I could get away from the toilet while pissing. Instead I tripped over backwards and pissed all over my face. FML

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You deserved it 73 406

Wet leg

By meep - 16/03/2017 00:00

Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML

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You deserved it 442

Sprinkler system

By missed - 25/06/2021 14:01 - United States

Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 259

You deserved it 1 395

By kellb123 - 18/12/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, I was at work, and was told to clean up the urine that a child had left down the slide inside the play place. While in the slide, another little kid peed on my head. FML

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AKA taking a screenshot

By Anonymous - 05/10/2020 11:02 - United States - White Plains

Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML

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You deserved it 395

Trix_Disorder 20

Saturday 16 May 2009 10:09

Uhhhh... I'm trying really hard, but can't think of anything redeeming about this situation. XD Good on you for helping, though.

redbluegreen 40

Saturday 16 May 2009 10:21

Same as #4. That's really awful/gross. Points for helping though.

Comments

toddler883 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 1:43

lol

kandyjohnson 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 2:20

Well...looks like you helped him clean it up...just not the way you intended. One way or another it got done....

Cheyyyy 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 3:25

That's grrrrrooossss, but very kind of you for bein' nice [:

ashole1990 10

Sunday 17 May 2009 3:53

at least it got cleaned up.... just sayin

id0nTgiv3af___ 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 4:26

ew why the f do ppl bring their little boys into the bathroom! its soo annoying!!!!!

Kallian_fml 21

Saturday 11 August 2012 22:13

What are people supposed to do? Take their little boys outside and have them piss behind a tree?

Stevieebabyy 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 5:57

No comment. #37 - uhhh because its public and obviously the little kiddie had to piss!

EziyaMinamoto 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 6:04

When you're in a public restroom, always be aware of what you're walking into! D:

devondv 5

Sunday 17 May 2009 6:32

I noticed a lot of these too. where is the parental guardian???? i was not allowed to go to the bathroom alone as a youngster nor was my brother. And god forbid we had an accident they would clean it up. something funny is going on here.

were_giraffe 2

Sunday 17 May 2009 6:43

I hate to say it but..... be glad your "FML" is that you slipped in it. because .... i was figuring your FML was going to be that someone walked in on you and called the police for molestation. If it ever happens again, ask the boy where his guardian is... and get the guardian instead. So the boy will be messy, he'll survive... and... if his guardian is female... well to that I say this... if he's young enough to be having accidents, he's young enough to go to the woman's room with a female guardian without having issues. Or with her to a "family restroom" but... do NOT go into the bathroom to join him.

paks7 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 6:45

37-first of all nobody brought the little boy in, and thats part of what is strange about this and second, maybe because they dont want to send their little kid off somewhere alone??