No kinkshaming here

By Anonymous - 30/09/2012 04:37 - United States - Northridge

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Today, my boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. FML
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toelie 26

There's just no pleasing some women. Be happy his fantasy features you at all.

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Cosmic_Horror 1

How this is a problem at all is beyond me. Are you REALLY that boring that the most innocent of fantasies puts you off? If you dump him for this I hope your next boyfriend is into poop.

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vampgirl11295 4

Surprise him by sexily spreading syrup on yourself

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fmlahahaha 5

At least he's doing it to the thought of you !

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Landrykm91 6

At least he masturbates to the thought of you.

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gamer925 2

Well now u know if u want to turn him on u can get into a swim suit and pour some pancake syrup on yourself

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Yxagerbledink 4

It could be worse. He could be thinking of Mrs. Butterworth.

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