No kinkshaming here

By Anonymous - 30/09/2012 04:37 - United States - Northridge

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Today, my boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. FML
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toelie 26

There's just no pleasing some women. Be happy his fantasy features you at all.

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TheMystery13 13

There are so many worse things you could be swimming in.

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splashface1 10

At least he's thinking about you instead of Aunt Jemima

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elizacandle 29

At least he's masturbating to you, which is unfortunately a lot more than many of us can say.

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Nederlander95 14

Is he Canadian?

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xoxostitchesxoxo 5

That sounds pretty pleasant to me, don't see what your complaining about

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aelitalyoko 14

I found the Canadian.

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