No kinkshaming here

By Anonymous - 30/09/2012 04:37 - United States - Northridge

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Today, my boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. FML
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toelie 26

There's just no pleasing some women. Be happy his fantasy features you at all.

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BoratSagdiyev 2

I don't get that at all. Masturbation is the one time a dude is allowed to "be" with another woman lol.

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DocBastard 38

You would perhaps prefer he ********** to your sister? Or your mother? Or your neighbour? He thinks about you, sweetheart. That's pretty damned rare. Unless the fantasy was about ******** on your chest (yes, I've heard that one), I'd even think about making his fantasy come true. He would love you FOREVER.

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SerendipityRose 26

Damn right! When my Husband & I were dating & he told me that he jacks it to fantasies of me, I ravaged him in my happiness. Being the starring role in your someone's spanky time is a wonderful thing.

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trollcrusher 17

Okay now OP, you're going to need a very large tub, a swimsuit, and a massive order of syrup from the grocery store...

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lashes_to_ashes 14

He's masturbates to the thought of you, it isn't a particularly disturbing image and pancake syrup is good stuff. What's the prob? (:

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BurningGrannies 16

Don't tell me you don't want to swim in syrup.

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jedielf 23

There's some variant of Rule 34 in action. Way too detailed action.

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LuckyLynx7732 5

Plastic tarp, check. Kiddie pool, check. Five gallons of Canada's finest maple syrup, check. Ok, lets get this party started.

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gc327072 30

Chocolate filled with caramel? Not as good as pool filled with caramel. Life's lamer the Milky Way.

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jimmyjazz24 4

At least he's jacking off to you and not another girl you should be flattered

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laden_swallow09 34

A period should be in there somewhere. Tell me where.

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Ray_of_midnight 22

That sentence had a pregnant pause--a/k/a a skipped period.

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sweetmama88 6

I guess it's better then him thinking of some hot chic or someone else .

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