No kinkshaming here

By Anonymous - 30/09/2012 04:37 - United States - Northridge

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Today, my boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. FML
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toelie 26

There's just no pleasing some women. Be happy his fantasy features you at all.

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thedolphinado 1

At least he's masturbating to the thought of you and not someone else in pancake syrup.

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Googolman 29

I chose YDI because you are so ungrateful. He thinks about you when he masturbates, would you prefer him thinking about someone else? And what's wrong with maple syrup?

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gigi1981 13

I'm with you; what is this chick whinging about. She has a boyfriend that obviously thinks she is gorgeous and he features her in his sexual fantasies not some supermodel or pin up girl! And as for the maple syrup... Not too bad. It's not like he fantasizes about someone else or really twisted shit. She should indulge the fantasy and sweeten up their sex life instead of posting on FML

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maxmmoreau1 1

That's a good thing And if you think it's bad Your not giving him enough So he has to bait

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Spiritwolf7 5

How is that a bad thing? At least he doesn't think ur ugly. Lol

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limitedition 25

Grab some syrup & head over to his house. There are worse things then getting a little sticky.

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loserman67 35

Hey, he's centering his fantasy on you, that's a good thing, be happy!!!! Now hopefully you are surrounded by fluffy pancakes and crispy bacon while swimming in the syrup, or his fantasy is just weird...

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cynical4life 4

I find this pretty positive.. Atleast he is masturbating to the thought of YOU!!

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