Facebook, Social Media and Public freakouts: No life - FML

No life

By jen - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I realized I have no life after I created a fake Facebook account, posted an insulting message on my wall, and then engaged in a vicious argument with it, just so I could impress my friends. FML

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daybowbow 0

Friday 8 July 2011 18:57

What's impressive about fighting with someone on Facebook...?

TheJashinist 8

Friday 8 July 2011 18:55

That is pretty depressing.

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Thejackel79 9

Friday 8 July 2011 19:59

This is almost as sad as the guy I know who made a second Facebook and married hinself

rawrimshay 5

Friday 8 July 2011 20:09

someone needs a shrink....

sematariux 7

Friday 8 July 2011 20:14

wow you need to get out boy

coffeeandcream 8

Friday 8 July 2011 20:18

Guess you're too scared to start an actual fight with an actual person.

raphanne_fml 33

Friday 8 July 2011 20:19

Just wow.... well, at least you impressed us..... by your stupidity!

Brianaamariee 4

Friday 8 July 2011 20:26

no comment(: you might wanna keep the facebook account though if you tell your friends your impressive story your fake enemy will be all you have left :D

sky22_fml 7

Friday 8 July 2011 20:26

Awww. Why don't you have any friends??

Darrenthegreat 0

Friday 8 July 2011 20:35

loser straighten ur life out

Remarqueable1 2

Friday 8 July 2011 20:43

Please say you are kidding

Bridgette_34 0

Friday 8 July 2011 20:46

wow , thats pretty disturbing . you need to get out more lol

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