Facebook, Social Media and Public freakouts: No life - FML

No life

By jen - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I realized I have no life after I created a fake Facebook account, posted an insulting message on my wall, and then engaged in a vicious argument with it, just so I could impress my friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 446

You deserved it 58 564

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Top comments

daybowbow 0

Friday 8 July 2011 18:57

What's impressive about fighting with someone on Facebook...?

TheJashinist 8

Friday 8 July 2011 18:55

That is pretty depressing.

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VKbay8 0

Friday 8 July 2011 20:48

That's... really sad.

rezzel 0

Friday 8 July 2011 20:52

did the fake account win the argument?

pink_raindrops 26

Friday 8 July 2011 21:02

Clearly you don't actually have friends to impress though. Anyone who has friends wouldn't go though all that trouble to possibly get a "like". Maybe you could just call the person you really want to talk to next time instead.

rocketsciencebit 0

Friday 8 July 2011 21:07

you have friends??

yoursofunny 0

Friday 8 July 2011 21:08

wow, that's pretty pathetic :/

Erindub 0

Friday 8 July 2011 21:26

You live a sad sad life OP. Really

Freeze_fml 16

Friday 8 July 2011 21:27

Nobody gives a shit, keyboard warrior puppet master.

mlexi21 5

Friday 8 July 2011 21:40

That's really dumb. I kinda feel sorry for you OP.

PurpleWaffles 2

Friday 8 July 2011 22:16

you are a sad, strange little man.

maximiliano760 0

Friday 8 July 2011 22:18

just give up

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