Facebook, Social Media and Public freakouts: No life

No life

By jen - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I realized I have no life after I created a fake Facebook account, posted an insulting message on my wall, and then engaged in a vicious argument with it, just so I could impress my friends. FML

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You deserved it 58 564

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daybowbow 0

Friday 8 July 2011 18:57

What's impressive about fighting with someone on Facebook...?

TheJashinist 8

Friday 8 July 2011 18:55

That is pretty depressing.

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utvols11 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 0:03

you stupiddd

MisterMichael 9

Saturday 9 July 2011 0:04

I think I know u

Miranday 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 0:11

Thats sad bro...really sad.

jessicaschenck15 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 0:15

why would you insult yourself to impress your friends?

crackbunny626 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 0:16

really? fake accounts to be friends with people who could care less about you I can see. but really? to impress the friends you already have?

midnight0123 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 0:38

lmao woooow

ThickHead 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 0:46

well at least your friends didn't comment agreeing with the fake account

electricmaster 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 0:53

Feeling a little desperate?

apegirl907 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 1:07

internet fights are stupid don't be an e-thug cause real fights are too dangerous

SeedlessMe 13

Saturday 9 July 2011 1:29

Like, seriously? How bout you try some of that 'real life' stuff, where you walk outside and interact with actual (other) people?

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