No rizz

By blackitalian - 26/11/2010 15:43 - United States

Today, I went to see a famous rapper perform. My girlfriend got us up to the front to get pictures with him. He went to give me a high-five, I thought it was a fist-bump, so I made a fist. So he made a fist while I made a palm to match his retracted high-five. Then I panicked, cupped his fist, and ran. FML
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soccerchick02 3

aaaaaaaaaaawkward

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Your social awkwardness pleases me. Something like this would totes magoats happen to me.

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Draminicaus 0

Totes Magoats? What language is your spellcheck? O_o??

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#83 "Totes magoats" is a reference to the movie "I Love You, Man." It simply means "totally." Paul Rudd's character utilizes the term in an instance when he's trying to make a friend and gets nervous and therefore socially awkward.

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emmanizzer 6

oh god i love that movie. :) slapa da bass.

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Draminicaus 0

Oooh. lol I haven't seen that movie. So, totes magoats is like what happens when I randomly scream out "Hey! Listen!" to people that aren't listening to me. lol

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#108 I love it, too! :D #138 Nope. Totes magoats just means "totally." It doesn't mean "an awkward moment."

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trclocke 1

For the record, I've heard this before, years ago. It was paraphrased in a way that made me unable to find it, but I'm pretty sure it's on bash.org somewhere.

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Draminicaus 0

I was thinking I have seen this somewhere before. I can't quite put my finger on it, but this feels strangely familiar.

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qwertyuiop44 0

totally a matter of opinion. mine is to disagree with yours, and call you a fool for being a 'hater'

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perdix 29

Good thing he didn't sucker-punch you and take your griddle. Usually, famous rap stars go for more high-end kitchenware, but I guess if a stupid fan has a cheap griddle right there, you might as well relieve him of it ;)

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winslow310560 0

why did you run? it's not like you two were becoming best friends and you just screwed it up.

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CoachLlama 5

Maybe this will end up in a commercial. You should have slept in one of those hotels that make you smarter.

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Dudddde_fml 4

Hahaha I can see this clear as day. What a bad time for that akward situation.

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