Health, Food and Pranks: NO SNACKS

NO SNACKS

By face - 25/03/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, my friends decided that I eat too many snacks. To emphasize this point, they went behind my back and printed 300 pages with my face and the words "NO SNACKS" on them. They were posted in every academic building on campus, including every room I have class in. FML

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By rie - 24/12/2009 00:29 - Ireland

Today, I found out my college friends are going to attack me after Christmas and attempt to tickle me to death. All because they know that I hate to be tickled. They are also going to make a Facebook group dedicated to the matter so people can join in if they wish. FML

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By sockmonkey - 01/05/2012 02:21 - United States - Corona

Today, my parents decided on my punishment for failing an English test. No deodorant for a week. They think they're so hilarious, they told all their friends, and now it's all over Facebook. FML

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cococola 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 19:59

wow your friends are assholes

SonofVBeach 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 20:05

Clearly you snack too much, and you have friends who care...you are a loved gorger.

Comments

FuzzMonkey09 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 2:15

That's wrong and why should you lot care what he/she weighs?

Revan_fml 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 2:49

Go buy snacks from a store. and eat them all day long. Emphasizing that your friends are assholes while you do it.

Steph88 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 2:51

WILLIAM AND MARY! NO SNACKS FOR FACE! Yay, the mystery of those flyers was bothering me, now I finally know why >_

wolfy_fml 5

Thursday 26 March 2009 3:00

I don't think it matters if the OP is overweight at all. It was a mean thing for the friends to do. Personally, I would ignore the friends until they apologized for being assholes.

PSUraven 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 3:12

your friends have too much time on their hands

PinkNekoLelu 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 3:13

If your friends were doing this because they care than that is sweet. If they're doing it to make you feel bad than they're jerks :[

ArmoredSandwich 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 3:21

So? Laugh about it, why do you care? I don't understand how this is a FML....

Billykjo 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 3:27

I've seen those fliers all over campus, i guess you snack alot but you dont look that fat in the picture

life_is_a_hooker 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 3:36

HAHA You're famous now... ... I hope they weren't doing it to be jerks... But hey, if you're fat... Jenny Craig that shit.

shortwiz247 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 3:46

I agree with #7 and #11, it doesn't take that much effort to discipline yourself, but obviously, you haven't tried, so your super awesome friends who care just wanted to help you out