Health, Food and Pranks: NO SNACKS

NO SNACKS

By face - 25/03/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, my friends decided that I eat too many snacks. To emphasize this point, they went behind my back and printed 300 pages with my face and the words "NO SNACKS" on them. They were posted in every academic building on campus, including every room I have class in. FML

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Today, I was secretly snacking on my roommate’s chips. I heard her coming, so I shoved the chips under my bed and pretended to read. She came in, sniffed the air, and said, "I know you stole my chips. The evidence is on your face." I had orange cheese dust all over my mouth. FML

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By Ani - 17/12/2021 10:58

Today, a "friend" of mine decided stealing my very low amount of sticky notes repetitively to make origami and show off was okay, even though I had repeatedly asked her to stop. Then, when I snapped, I was the bad guy, and everyone who was around started stealing my pencil case to get them. FML

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By faaail - 24/03/2015 16:51 - Ireland - Cork

Today, while studying for a big test at the library, some idiots started playing hide-and-seek. After putting up with their snorting and giggling for nearly an hour, I finally lost my shit and told them to knock it off. I then got kicked out for causing a disturbance. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2017 04:00

Today, my roommates gathered together to tell me that they all took turns spitting in my drinks in the fridge, all because I told on them for smoking pot in the apartment. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 03:02

Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML

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By drugsforthugs - 18/11/2014 17:26 - United States - Sierra Madre

Today, in the middle of a boring class, my friend offered me some Smarties. We're not allowed to eat in class, but I had a couple anyway. As I put them in my mouth, my "friend" stood up and yelled that I was doing ecstasy. I might actually get expelled. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2020 05:30

Today, my professor gave me a huge lecture in front of the class about showing up sick, about how I was endangering the lives of other students, and kicked me out of class. As I left, everyone applauded. I'm not sick, but suffering for horrible allergies. FML

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By rie - 24/12/2009 00:29 - Ireland

Today, I found out my college friends are going to attack me after Christmas and attempt to tickle me to death. All because they know that I hate to be tickled. They are also going to make a Facebook group dedicated to the matter so people can join in if they wish. FML

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By fretting - 08/09/2016 17:02 - United States - Fort White

Today, my co-worker, who used to be in a frat with me in college, decided to tell all my coworkers as well as my boss all the stupid things I did in college, starting with the time a girl stole my clothes and I had to walk across campus naked. FML

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By sockmonkey - 01/05/2012 02:21 - United States - Corona

Today, my parents decided on my punishment for failing an English test. No deodorant for a week. They think they're so hilarious, they told all their friends, and now it's all over Facebook. FML

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cococola 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 19:59

wow your friends are assholes

SonofVBeach 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 20:05

Clearly you snack too much, and you have friends who care...you are a loved gorger.

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ashleyy_fml 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 6:24

Yeah, get new friends. That's just stupid

GoochSweat 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 6:55

you're stupid....straight out of viva la bam...

El_Oh_El 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 7:07

Beat them up! Or do the same thing as they did with the caption 'NO FRIENDS'!

kandy_fml 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 7:26

LOL @ 106. Chronic = a type of weed. Way to make yourself look like a jackass. Even though I don't believe this to be true, it's still really funny.

ActionJesus 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 8:20

How fat do you gotta be that your friends actually have to band together and go to such lengths to prevent you from eating snacks?

SimpleIdiot 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 8:24

not the kind i took it was different a few decades back or at least from where im from in the chronic (from where i went to college) they put a bit of (shit i dont remember, but it wasnt really a smart thing to do its kinda like a roofie but that got you kinda hot and hallucinating) well you dont have to believe me ps urban dictionary is a basically wikipedia dont really trust it

ohboyscott 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 9:09

35 you're a hypocrite. do you think people choose to let drugs ruin there life? no. dipshit

GlennyGirl 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 12:08

Those sure aren't friends, they would be pissed if you put up posters telling folks your friends are anorexic and make them eat!

danc501 1

Thursday 26 March 2009 13:19

Well, if they honestly cared about you, they would #1 do research and see that snacking is good--you just have to find the right snacks (i.e. fruits and veggies or something else with high fiber and low fat)... #2 they wouldn't hang posters with your face up... my suggestion-- find new friends. If you seriously want to lose weight for you and not for anyone else. Go to the weight watchers website... and get started!