NO SNACKS

By face - 25/03/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, my friends decided that I eat too many snacks. To emphasize this point, they went behind my back and printed 300 pages with my face and the words "NO SNACKS" on them. They were posted in every academic building on campus, including every room I have class in. FML
I agree, your life sucks 72 265
You deserved it 10 693

Same thing different taste

Top comments

cococola 0

Clearly you snack too much, and you have friends who care...you are a loved gorger.

Comments

Your friends care about you:) but that would be VERy embarrassing if that was me.

wrestler_fml 0

Doesn't it suck to be fat and lazy? The way I see it, you have 2 options: The easy way out, or the hard way out. The easy way out won't help you in the long run, however. The easy way is that you get new friends (aka losers) and dump your current ones... who will then talk about you, and make you hated by all. the hard way is to stop being a fat loser, exercise, eat healthier foods, you know- maybe bring some powerbars or naturevalley bars or fruit or veggies or granola from home... instead of eating the artificial crap they give you at schools and in vending machines!!! ============================ Doing it the hard way will get you A) a better body, B) more dates and friendship, C) the ability to KEEP those friends AND be respected by them, E) be accepted by society, and F) get a better job. Doing it the easy way will get you A) a sh*tty life the rest of your short life, B) less people attracted to you, and C) an early death from obesity... but HEY, at least you get D) selfish pride- right?? hahaha ============================ In light of the OBVIOUS, which is all of the benefits that the hard way gives you, vs. the easy way... I FIND IT SURPRISING SO MANY PEOPLE ARE KISSING YOUR A*SS AND TELLING YOU TO TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT! IT MAY SOUND EASIER AND MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF... BUT IT WON'T GET YOU SH*T IN THE LONG RUN! In reality, even BOSSES are prejudiced against severely overweight people! If you stink or are huge, they won't want you in the workroom, and will try to find a reason to give it to somebody else around your skill level! Also, you will be less SUCCESSFUL in the workplace, because no matter WHAT your job is- be it a deskjob, or a construction job- you will be slower at WHATEVER YOU DO because of obesity! Clicking a mouse, walking to get some papers from the printer, walking to a meeting, or lifting heavy boards- ALL ARE HELPED by strength and fitness, and strength and speed will get these done FASTER! You are LESS VALUABLE AS A WORKER if you are fat! WAKE UP! ======= and to all the haters: stop being fat yourself. I DID. I was fat as a kid, but I worked my A*SS OFF every year of middle school, and finally in high school ive gotten to be really athletic, actually! everyone can do it, if i can! (i have asthma, allergies, and heart problems too!) STOP making excuses!

#125 Yep, because obviously this guy's problem is that he's definitely obese, rather than perhaps not taking it upon himself to eat at regular mealtimes.

those people are not your friends...

l33tm0nk3y 0

Okay, maybe that was a little over the top, but honestly, I'm not so quick to judge your friends as assholes. I mean, obviously I don't know you, but if you really do have a legitimate problem with eating too many snacks (and it doesn't have to be weight-related; it could be more of a general nutrition issue) then I think it's good that your friends are taking steps to help you with that. Yeah, they probably should have been a bit more tactful, but at least they care about your well-being, right?

Succubus_Maid 0

Wow, what mean friends. I would've punched them.

your friends suck. get new ones. i would never do that. that's sabotage to a BFF! i would've got them back. bad. so beware. haha

That's excessively mean AND a huge waste of paper.