Dogs, Food and Animals: No thanks

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By treats - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Singapore

Today, I caught my dad eating the dog treats I'd bought for my dog. The only thing he could say was, "These are really good, no wonder the dog is so obedient. Wanna try one?" FML

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perdix 29

Tuesday 2 November 2010 16:15

Maybe he is trying to make you obedient. I'll bet your mom turned him on to the obedience-inducing treats in the first place.

aardvarkish 15

Tuesday 2 November 2010 16:03

Grub! Better get some while the gettin's good, baby!

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roweiner333 4

Wednesday 11 April 2012 8:40

If it helps I eat cat food... It's actually really good.

DylansMomma 9

Tuesday 4 September 2012 8:36

Your comment : Maybe he'll be obedient and buy your dog a new bag, OP? One can hope right?

DarthVader77 9

Thursday 22 November 2012 16:12

Did he wag his "tail"? :)

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 9 October 2014 16:09

Scooby snacks are great.......not that I would know *cough cough*

lighning55 6

Friday 28 November 2014 18:10

Well then.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Friday 11 December 2015 3:42

All I can think of is Lethal Weapon 3.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Wednesday 20 January 2016 16:10

Is your dad by any chance named Martin?

mccuish 25

Tuesday 26 April 2022 7:42

They aren’t as bad as you think they are. I’ve tried one on a dare and they’re actually pretty tasty

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