Noise annoys

By Anonymous - 10/08/2012 05:29 - Europe

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Today, after my boyfriend and I had gotten frisky last night, I found a note on the front door of my building that read, "Dear girl in apartment 3D, from now on please close the blinds all the way or lose 30 pounds. Either would be acceptable." FML
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misspulkadot24 17

Forget the comment about losing the weight, that was just mean, however you might want to make sure next time that you aren't giving your neighbors a show via your windows.

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AznSamoan52 10

Big fat YDI. But, why would he/she watch you in the first place? That was incredibly rude of them to write something like that and then post it on your door. Still, close your blinds next time!!!!!!

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beddington 7

More cushion for the pushin'

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malbig776 1

Omg I live in apartment 3D lol

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Bigmoneyshotz 0

Haaa! That's so funny yet creepy!

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sweetmama88 6

At least he got a free peep show , please next time close the shades.

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Raesin 21

Has anyone else thought that OP may not be fat at all but the person that wrote the note likes the appearance of extremely slim people. It does happen.

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Sandman366 6

Leave the blinds all the way open and don't lose the weight. If you're happy with your weight, then it is probably just fine.

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sengenex 4

Or lose the weight, then wave sexily and close the blinds :-)

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88vivera 9

Ok who ever did that is really mean and preverted

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