Noise annoys

By Anonymous - 10/08/2012 05:29 - Europe

Spicy
Today, after my boyfriend and I had gotten frisky last night, I found a note on the front door of my building that read, "Dear girl in apartment 3D, from now on please close the blinds all the way or lose 30 pounds. Either would be acceptable." FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 743
You deserved it 18 273

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Forget the comment about losing the weight, that was just mean, however you might want to make sure next time that you aren't giving your neighbors a show via your windows.

Comments

Eirena 5

Totally understandable, OP. It's easy to get lost in the moment, and since you were in your own place, you wouldn't have thought twice about checking for peepers. But now that you know one lives nearby, take care to close the blinds. Send him the finger first.

People have their standards... So either do what he says or hope he doesn't make a complaint to the landlord :/

mrnuleef 7

If you find your peeping tom, tell his voyeur ass to go to redtube to watch sex, or to go get a damn girlfriend.

Astubbs1 5

Tell them they don't have to look in and that its your own damn apartment

At least you're getting laid, he obviously had nothing better to do! ;D

One word for ya EMBARRASSING! Sorry but fyl

Next time close your blinds ALMOST all the way and fill the rest of the space with a picture of a really old, wrinkly, naked women xD see how he likes that..

Yeah, closing the blinds is probably a good idea. But I wanna know why your neighbor was even watching? Creepy

What an asshole. You should find a new place. My neighbors just moved out.