Noise annoys

By Anonymous - 10/08/2012 05:29 - Europe

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Today, after my boyfriend and I had gotten frisky last night, I found a note on the front door of my building that read, "Dear girl in apartment 3D, from now on please close the blinds all the way or lose 30 pounds. Either would be acceptable." FML
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misspulkadot24 17

Forget the comment about losing the weight, that was just mean, however you might want to make sure next time that you aren't giving your neighbors a show via your windows.

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peoplepainter 1

Dear Asshole Peeping Tom, Please either get a life, or stop being a perv. Either would be acceptable. Thanks

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ganjaone 2

Maybe that note was from ur bf

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annafii 7

What a jackass. Don't feel the need to change yourself - it is not your problem that you don't fit the aesthetic requirements of some narrow-minded, rude dickwad. You might want to close your blinds though, some people have (ridiculously) been reprimanded for indecent exposure in their own homes. Sigh.

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musicluvr2000 11

Peeping Tom much?

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nora111197 8

Tell him that he could either move you perv or shut the **** up, both would be better

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Jarhead2700 2

lol at least the guy was straightfoward and honest

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Sleepy_Brown_23 0

Lol next time make sure everything's saucer n no one kan see

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nrelavender 10

Make sure to close your blinds, OP. Then creepos won't stare at you having sex with your boyfriend. As for losing 30 pounds, I wouldn't worry about that, unless you actually think you need to lose thirty pounds. I mean, your boyfriend obviously thinks you are very sexy the way you are!

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chinagirl3343 8

That's mean. They could've just put a note under your door saying u might want to close your blinds next time. "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you." They need to grow up!

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