Intimacy: Noise annoys

Noise annoys

By Anonymous - 10/08/2012 05:29 - Europe

Today, after my boyfriend and I had gotten frisky last night, I found a note on the front door of my building that read, "Dear girl in apartment 3D, from now on please close the blinds all the way or lose 30 pounds. Either would be acceptable." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I was dressing in my apartment when I noticed I left the blinds open. Outside, a maintenance man was mowing the grass within eyeshot. I figured I'd leave the blinds open and give him a little peek of the goods. Later I found a note on my window saying, 'Next time, close the blinds'. FML

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Harsh

By anonymous - 14/12/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2009 13:24 - Australia

Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML

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By jenpearl - 20/06/2015 01:06 - Australia

Today, I decided to do naked yoga in my lounge room, as I always do. Later, I found a note on my front door saying "Keep doing what you're doing". FML

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By Dickhead - 25/11/2011 15:02 - Lebanon

Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML

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Enough is enough

By Rachaael - 19/01/2023 02:00

Today, I fell asleep at my boyfriend’s house and missed my curfew. It’s almost 4 a.m. Scrambling, I arrived home to find the locks changed. On the door knob was a note: “Go live with your boyfriend, you slut. See if he cooks and cleans up after you. I’ll help you move out your stuff in the morning. - Mom” FML

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Carrier pigeon

By Anonymous - 10/03/2022 12:00

Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML

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By Emily - 03/01/2013 06:42 - United States - Arlington

Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me by writing on my bathroom mirror in Sharpie. What did he write? "Hi, I'm Emily. I'm fat, ugly, and now single." FML

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By Anonyme - 09/07/2011 00:11 - France

Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML

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By niccy - 09/09/2010 04:33 - United States

Today, my neighbor came up to me, lowered her voice and said, "I suggest you buy some drapes for your bedroom dear..." When she started to walk away, she added, "...and a gym membership." FML

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misspulkadot24 17

Friday 10 August 2012 15:59

Forget the comment about losing the weight, that was just mean, however you might want to make sure next time that you aren't giving your neighbors a show via your windows.

Wambachuki 5

Friday 10 August 2012 16:04

Sex burns fat; problem solved?

Comments

secretkeeper911 4

Monday 13 August 2012 6:46

I can't be the only one that misread it as "Dead girl in apartment 3D..."

xmaximusx 12

Monday 13 August 2012 9:44

Lmfao

JustHayden 5

Monday 13 August 2012 15:38

Oh that's a burn...

hateevryone 14

Monday 13 August 2012 23:36

Always take precaution before sex. You never know who's watching.

lowercaseG 13

Saturday 18 August 2012 8:20

Awwww that's rude!

krystie_8 2

Monday 27 August 2012 23:03

To be honest, if it were me, I'd just open the blinds all the way.

alexiscalifornia 0

Sunday 30 September 2012 8:14

ignore that ass and his weight insults...however maybe you should do the opposite and give him a little show ;)

dellam 3

Monday 1 October 2012 15:22

What one did you choose?

xdaftpunkxloverx 10

Thursday 17 January 2013 8:46

OP, don't let that bother you. He had no right saying something like that OR watching through your window. You can do whatever you want and live however you want, and you don't have to bend to the will of ANYONE, especially not someone who doesn't know you. And besides, he's obviously a lonely, miserable **** who will continue to live that way.

hiandrews69 29

Saturday 2 February 2013 23:24

I would have put a big ******* poster in the window that said "Stop being such a peeping tom, you creep" and then tried to catch whoever it was. What a ******* prick (or fistfull of assholes, depending on how many watched...)