Nope

By Brrrb - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Singapore

Today, I passed by a small shop and decided to go in to look at the jeans. Before I could even step in, the shop owner told me expressionlessly, "All the sizes here are too small for you." FML
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Jimboom 11

Should have replied "No, your jeans are too ugly for me... a bit like your face" Childish I know.. but they seem to have more fun then us adults so why not. ;-)

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djdeathwish 0

That was nice of the owner, making sure you didn't waste your time. ;)

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sunny0718_fml 0

that happened to me but with a dress store i got the clerk fired for saying that shit to me....I'm a size 9

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mk58 31

I would have spazzed at the owner, in your case.

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gawjaxo 7

What the ****? I would have complained to some one so that she would get fired. What a ****.

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LeCommentator 1

You Singaporean? Get on the treadmill lah.

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red61977 9

Did you hit her/him?

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Purexinsanity 46

with that attitude, he's turning a lot of business away

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phillip17 9

This should be some motivation to go out and exercise. Geese fatty

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jpls23 4

Everyone telling OP to lose weight has obviously never been to Asia. The people there are TINY, especially the girls. Their waists are like 24 inches and they're shaped like 8 year old boys. Not hating on their bodies or anything but take into account that Asian girls are VERY skinny.

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