Nope

By Brrrb - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Singapore

Today, I passed by a small shop and decided to go in to look at the jeans. Before I could even step in, the shop owner told me expressionlessly, "All the sizes here are too small for you." FML
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Jimboom 11

Should have replied "No, your jeans are too ugly for me... a bit like your face" Childish I know.. but they seem to have more fun then us adults so why not. ;-)

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djdeathwish 0

That was nice of the owner, making sure you didn't waste your time. ;)

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DamUrLyfeSukz 0

10..he could just let her browse, she coulda been shoppin 4 anybody he didnt have a clue, he just assumed it was her and was definitely out of line....theres no need to be disrespectful

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nah_fml 0

14.. yeps i agree..thats another way...

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TheHeroHartmut 0

How did he know you weren't shopping for someone else?

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TryToBeKind 0

I hope to (insert your diety here if you have one) you reported that person to corporate.

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thebaroness1984 0

You should've gone to another store and bought jeans, then brought the huge bags back by the store. Booyah! My MONEY was too good for you.

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thedrifter889 0

If there we're other customers in the store, that had heard that, i would of sued him for defamation of character; just to be a dick, thats if it we're me though. :-P, He didn't want your money, oh well, his loss he'll be outta business soon anyway

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Tehalon 0

Maybe you should lose some, or alot of weight and then try again. Americans in general are fat so... :/

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daniellap 0

haha wow what a bitch! I'm a size medium, and I once went shopping for my friend's birthday gift (she is a size extra small) I went to the cash to buy a shirt and the girl said in a SUPER bitchy tone " uh...are you SURE this is your size?" I felt like yelling at her and calling her a bitch but instead I said " well, this is a gift for my friend, who is an extra small....not that it is any of your business" and she just did the purchase without another word! *****!!

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