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By Brrrb - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Singapore

Today, I passed by a small shop and decided to go in to look at the jeans. Before I could even step in, the shop owner told me expressionlessly, "All the sizes here are too small for you." FML
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Jimboom 11

Should have replied "No, your jeans are too ugly for me... a bit like your face" Childish I know.. but they seem to have more fun then us adults so why not. ;-)

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djdeathwish 0

That was nice of the owner, making sure you didn't waste your time. ;)

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csigabajnok 0

Ask for the customers' book immediately. He should cut down on the nasty fartface side a little and it's time his boss knew about it!

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LyLa_fml 0

You should have reported that ass. Call in a survey or something. Get him/her fired. That's not a way to treat customers.

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pinaypie 0

Geeshhh so he pulled a Pretty Woman move on you huh? sort of, anyways. Didnt he even consider that you might be shopping for a gift for someone else? even if they don't have your size, why not let you find out for yourself by browsing around. that was just rude but after reading the other comments I guess this is a common occurence.

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715141 0

#21 that's really insulting to Americans in general. Yes, a large percentage of our population is overweight, that doesn't mean you should assume someone is fat because they're American.

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holynemesis1208 3

aww thats horrible.

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OMGyoupeople 0

what is everyone's problem with weight? i would have said that's ok its much lower quality than i usually buy anyway.

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dellie182 0

maybe you should get to the big and tall store

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