Nope

By Brrrb - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Singapore

Today, I passed by a small shop and decided to go in to look at the jeans. Before I could even step in, the shop owner told me expressionlessly, "All the sizes here are too small for you." FML
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Jimboom 11

Should have replied "No, your jeans are too ugly for me... a bit like your face" Childish I know.. but they seem to have more fun then us adults so why not. ;-)

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djdeathwish 0

That was nice of the owner, making sure you didn't waste your time. ;)

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frozen_heart 0

@ 24 I woulda just walked out and left the clothes there hahaha...let the bitch void it and put the clothes back. then i would have called and reported her to management. buuuut i'm vindictive like that. i'm not really sure why anyone should feel bad for skinny people since skinny is "in" and they get all the perks..

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secretlife22 0

#9 You don't have to be bitchy and a size zero to get the dress you want. Most name brand stores only go up to a Large or a size 10/11 usually. If your tall, which anything ranging from 5'5"- 5'9", and you weight under 145lbs, you shouldn't have a problem finding what your looking for, just ask someone that is nice to everyone in the store, they are more likely to help you find what your looking for and respect you...

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band_geek556 0

but when you're a curvy 5'10" women at 155lbs it's hard to find anything that fits right.....either it's to short or too tight....and I wear a size 10.....

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threer 30

#119, stop being a bitch. 155 is nothing, especially for someone so tall. She probably is curvy. I weigh 124 lbs at 5'1" and I'm a size 0 in shorts and some pants and a 1 in Hollister. 124 lbs and I'm thin. She's literally only 31 lbs more and she's super tall. And to be honest, even if she was bigger, curvy can mean fat anyways and there's nothing wrong with that. You're just being a snarky bitch who hates larger people.

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fcuk_fml 0

oh my god. you should report that to tyra banks, haha but really, if i were you, i would been like, "wow.. no wonder you're shop is so small, and not in a place like neiman marcus or saks."

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betterAdventures 0

Hey guys, let's get off the computer and excersize!

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mariposa93 0

#32 A lot of people would buy jeans for other people. People with friends who requested jeans for their birthday. People who have nieces or nephews or cousins or anything else. I buy clothes for other people all the time, and I don't even have children.

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BeautyAndBrains 0

AHHHH! STOP BEING SO JUDGMENTAL! Just because the shopowner was a jackass doesn't mean she's fat. NOTHING annoys me more than pompous little skinny people who have no idea what being fat is like who think it's their divine right to make nast comments to people about their weight.

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xxwitexx 0

sounds like abecrombie

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RPM_fml 0

36 - she wouldn't be a customer is she can't fit into anything they sell.

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patrickluvr09 0

wow thats harsh

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