Nope

By Brrrb - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Singapore

Today, I passed by a small shop and decided to go in to look at the jeans. Before I could even step in, the shop owner told me expressionlessly, "All the sizes here are too small for you." FML
I agree, your life sucks 61 777
You deserved it 8 276

Top comments

Should have replied "No, your jeans are too ugly for me... a bit like your face" Childish I know.. but they seem to have more fun then us adults so why not. ;-)

That was nice of the owner, making sure you didn't waste your time. ;)

Comments

erkdoc 0

you should get off the computer and exercise, if you stay fat you will have heart problems show up pretty early in life.

boo_139 0
Triccmo 0

I've been a huge range of sizes, from a 6 to a 16. There's is nothing worse than someone commenting on your size. No matter what size you are. I (literally) have to work my ass off to be thin, only to be called a "skinny b****." I was also called a "fat f-ing b****" on several occassions. Even recently, and I've gotten down to a size 12 by counting calories and doing pilates a few times a week. It's rough. People who don't have to worry about gaining weight should count their blessings instead of treating people like crap. If I get to my goal weight, and am able to maintain it (this time for good) I will at least be a better person for going through what I have. Although, I do believe in karma, and both people who have said (most of) the bad things about me have been gaining weight. Maybe they'll be humbled.

dyingtolive77 0

well you should probably stop being a bitch

lonleygirl1928 0

u should have said "oh well since ur being nice and helping me out how bout i do the same i think abercrombie and *itch are down that way make sure u stop by"

Should have gone across the street and bought a bunch of jeans from another store. The walked by the other store again. Would have showed them!!!

lose weight? you probably wouldn't fit in any normal jean sizes O: so.. lose weight fatty and quit complaining when you made yourself fat and you don't wanna take 30 minutes out of the day to excersize and look normal

ashylarry 0

YDI for being fat don't bitch about people saying things if you're the one who got yourself fat. unless you have an eating disorder than go do something about it

manderella15 0

thats terrible, i mean, what a bitch, for all she knew you were getting a gift for someone else. that's not only rude, but being a terriable employee