Animals: Nosaurus

Nosaurus

By bibi - 19/03/2012 23:43 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today, I went to see a dinosaur exhibition with my mum. We walked around and saw a huge dinosaur, made of plastic and rubber. She was very disappointed, saying that she thought there would be real live dinosaurs for us to see. FML

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By SFra - 24/10/2012 01:19 - United States

Today, I went to the Natural History Museum with my boyfriend. While we were standing in front of real dinosaur bones, he told me he didn't believe in dinosaurs. FML

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Look!

By dinosaurboy - 06/02/2010 20:01 - United States

Today, my mom and I went to the mall to look for some boxer briefs. While looking, I saw two girls I knew from school, so I went over to say hello. At least, that was my plan, but my mom screamed, "Look! These have dinosaurs on them!" They left the store giggling. FML

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Great party in here

By NotRossFromFriends - 19/09/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I went to a costume party dressed as a giant inflatable dinosaur. I got stuck in the elevator and had to be deflated to get out. FML

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Really?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Pulaski

Today, my husband and I were watching Jurassic Park. At the end of the movie, he commented on how amazed he was that they could "train those dinosaurs" to do exactly what they wanted them to do. FML

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By WTF - 16/01/2013 07:52

Today, I came home to find my girlfriend crying. Concerned, I quickly asked her what was wrong. She told me tearfully that she couldn't understand why her pet lizards hadn’t grown into dinosaurs yet, and that pet store had cheated her. I’m still concerned now, but for entirely different reasons. FML

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By douglas - 17/07/2011 07:14 - United States

Today, I surprised my four year-old daughter with a stuffed dinosaur. She named it "Horny". FML

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Animal union

By Anonymous - 01/02/2023 10:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I went to the zoo to see all of my favorite animals. When I got there, I realized they must've all been on strike or something, and refused to come out of their enclosures. FML

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Avatar II: Is Shite

By Anonymous - 13/01/2023 02:00

Today, I took my girlfriend to see the new Avatar movie I’ve waited over 10 years to see. After it was over, she just said, "That was utter shite, why did you bring me here?" Entire experience ruined. FML

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By Someone - 16/04/2014 00:20 - Canada - Windsor

Today, our family went to a water park. The park's mascot came up to greet us, and my daughter got scared. She then refused to go inside, so we had no choice but to leave. FML

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By shorty4 - 13/07/2012 14:36 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend, who is a fully-grown man, that making dinosaur noises in public is no longer acceptable. FML

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hotdogcore 9

Tuesday 20 March 2012 8:37

Your mother is a complete, and utter moron.

ididntdoit1980 8

Tuesday 20 March 2012 8:38

Times like this you pray that you're adopted and not born from her genes.

Comments

rattusrattus 18

Tuesday 20 March 2012 10:56

Yeah, she's about 6 million years and a mass extinction too late for that...

L1LK3V13 0

Tuesday 20 March 2012 11:01

Maybe there's a bright side to your mom having the mental capacity of a cork.

Nudi_fml 13

Tuesday 20 March 2012 11:57

Her being unable to conceive and needing to adopted, as the daughter doesn't seem to be as stupid. Praise all that is good and holy for that!

Birdie_Sage 0

Tuesday 20 March 2012 11:02

Damn those exhibits! We learn nothing from them anyways...

suncifir 6

Tuesday 20 March 2012 11:35

Shes not crazy, shes just not too bright

bogart20 13

Tuesday 20 March 2012 12:04

Wtf a fake bone exhibit?! She signed up for jerassic ****** park!

babygirl83150 8

Tuesday 20 March 2012 12:24

Whoops!

jackeechan 10

Tuesday 20 March 2012 12:31

In this situation you Say" mom, i lovr you. But you are retarded!"

bestiebabes_jes 0

Tuesday 20 March 2012 13:03

Haha oh I would hug my mum and say it's ok your a "special princess" XD

robberry 11

Tuesday 20 March 2012 13:29

It's a shame you don't understand humor.

immaMonsta 8

Tuesday 20 March 2012 13:35

Please tell me she was kidding...

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