Nostradamus

By johnnyfuckfacer - 18/10/2012 19:40 - Canada - Concord

Today, I walked into work, after having given my boss a weather prediction last week, so he could decide on which day to open a new company division. I was immediately taken aside and written up for "providing false information, adversely impacting morale". FML
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Major_Whupass 3

How's the weather Ollie? It's raining sideways!

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Major_Whupass 3

How's the weather Ollie? It's raining sideways!

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gc327072 30

Sounds tough, would you like anything? SOUP! Ok, what kind? CHUNKY!

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AH1Zviper 15

And now for traffic. Whats the traffic look like Ollie? EVERYBODY LOOKS LIKE ANTS!!!

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Futacy 29

So you see? You don't have to be intelligent or talented to be successful, just look at OP's boss.

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Hershey903 5

What are you doin to beat the heat Ollie? SWIMMIN' HOLE!!

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EnigmaThe321 12

Hmm, thread jacking again are we?

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Tdrizzzzzly 19

What's the weather looking like later Ollie? IT'S GON' RAIN!!

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BeaterOfTheDrums 15

And here to give us a first look at the planes landing is Ollie Williams, Ollie? I'M AT THE WRONG AIRPORT!

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thefreelove 9

Marijuana is now legal.. It's lee-legal. How's the weather looking Ollie? "Not too bad.."

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biggestfan23 11

And yet he is a boss. What a world we live in

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HowAreYouToday 34

Your boss is a *sadistic genius

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PipingMouse 14

No, no variation of this comment is correct. OP's boss is a complete idiot. No if,ands, or buts about it lol :P

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Carmstro 13

Or, the boss was making his own prediction- that OP was GOING to provide false information. Maybe the boss just saved the world. That or yes, he's dumb.

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FATTY_MCDOOGLE 29

It's how it usually happens.

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KrazieKleo 13

Sometimes I question people who are in charge. Is he missing a chromosome or two??

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domking1315 20

We might be hitting three at this level...

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McNerdyNerd 8

Actually..if you are both trying to be dicks and make fun of mentally challenged people...that would be one EXTRA chromosome..so...good luck with that insulting.

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JellyBalls 18

^ Yes we all hate "Mentally Retarded" people. But did anyone else see sarcasm fly by while reading the comment above?

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Crazynopantsman 11

Does he not know the definition of prediction?

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wyattshack 4

I like your username op :D

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enchi999 8

Thank you for your comment related to the FML post.

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hatesfate 6

Thank you for your comment in relation to a comment in relation to an FML post

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MissMae93 23

13 - Thank you for making yourself look like a total ass.

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dominic1221 6

Sorry OP, I had sympathy for you but your username robbed me of it all.

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secretsymbiote21 5

maybe he should just watch the news to avoid problems.

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KalCountry76 12

It's not your fault. Your boss obviously lacks a functioning brain.

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lacespace 8

Ya! Way to be a dumbass. Clearly if the weatherman himself can't 100% predict it and your boss can't look it up his damn self you're a complete moron for not being correct. Fool.

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idealTHC 7

Wow i cant belive a jesus freak would tell someone to kill themselfs... What a world.

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