Nostradamus

By johnnyfuckfacer - 18/10/2012 19:40 - Canada - Concord

Today, I walked into work, after having given my boss a weather prediction last week, so he could decide on which day to open a new company division. I was immediately taken aside and written up for "providing false information, adversely impacting morale". FML
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Major_Whupass 3

How's the weather Ollie? It's raining sideways!

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Quinn32 16

Tell your boss he is wrong and it is actually sunny and then say "Have you ever seen the rain, coming down on a sunny day".

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

All he could say was that his life is pretty plain, he likes watchin' the puddles gather rain.

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DocBastard 38

I wish I had a job like meteorology. Where else do you only need to be right 25% of the time to be considered good?

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CheeseTron 15

This calls for a scizzor-kick to the jaw.

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AH1Zviper 15

That would call for immediate termination. Oh, but you wouldn't know, you're only 17. Not everything is violence in this world dude.

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Posthuman 26

Violence is ALWAYS the answer. Everyone knows that

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geko911 22

Maybe not a kick but a hell of a slap to the back of the head might put his thoughts back in place and make of him a lil bit less of a complete moron.

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CheeseTron 15

40- Well clearly I wouldn't "scizzor-kick" someone, but hey, you're 15 and want to join the marines so I'm not surprised that you took me seriously.

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gmc_blossom 21

CheeseTron is 17. AH1Zviper is 15. Yet, viper says Cheese is only 17. Lol, okay.

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AH1Zviper 15

Yes. I'm 15. I work, I make my own money. And I'm damn proud of it. And putting into consideration what cheese here says as "advice" I'm pretty sure I know how life works. Not scissor kicking your boss. Which is sure to get you fired. And violence ISN'T everything. Violence didn't get us to the moon genius.

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MagicGiraffe 12

It's a joke get over it you little twat.

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gmc_blossom 21

81- Congratulations...? I honestly don't give a single **** that you make your own money. A lot of people do. Lol.

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AH1Zviper 15

Not a lot of 15 year olds do. Viper out.

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lilhellian 26

Talk to H.R. and have him fired for being to stupid to watch the weather channel

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MysteriousX_fml 10

trying to get your boss fired could end badly for you. Also, still wondering if I know you, what grade are you in?

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Metallica36176 16

Pretty sure that insubordination? Could be wrong..

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lilhellian 26

im either a junior or senior ill tell which when i get more info about you

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PinkieKeen 20

He expected a correct report? Even weathermen are sometimes wrong.

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SanaSazi 32

Lol you don't live in New Zealand then. Weather forecasters are ALWAYS wrong here.

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MuldRAR 6

Apparently guessing the weather is a punishable offence...

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retrorewind 13

i would talk to HR. if u fear ur job might be messed with, it already has been with the bogus write up. i then would call the Labor Board if u do not get the write up dropped. they'll make it right.

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greeneyebeauty9 28

if it was so important, shouldn't he have hired someone that specializes in weather prediction, such as a meteorologist?

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greeneyebeauty9 28

he also stated he just wanted a prediction. he didn't set aside rules on how accurate to be. the weather is unpredictable nowadays. and to have a random individual in the work place to predict it themselves without the special technology to do so, is just asking for inaccuracy. his fault OP.

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burz_fml 5

Getting really cloudy with a chance of **** you Mr.bossman!

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MuldRAR 6

I was hoping you'd finish with 'a chance of meatballs'

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