Sex and Intimacy: Not a Bio major

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2011 13:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML

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By Username - 28/03/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML

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By what the fuck - 07/06/2013 21:20 - United Kingdom - Northolt

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get intimate for the first time. He said he didn't want to use a condom, and that I should just give him one of my birth control pills instead, "so we can still be just as safe". What the hell? FML

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Noob

By Anonymous - 11/05/2015 17:08 - Denmark - Randers

Today, my 18-year-old boyfriend freaked out and kept asking me if I was sure I wouldn't get pregnant, because I forgot to take my birth control pill last night. We didn't actually have sex; he apparently thought me simply missing the pill would magically get me pregnant. The hell? FML

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Awww Sweaty, don't worry

By sopheeah - 29/05/2012 07:54 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my boyfriend called me, panicking. Apparently he had a headache, but wasn't concentrating on what tablets he grabbed, and accidentally took tablets for "relief of period pain". He was convinced he was going to grow ovaries overnight. FML

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By Mary - 04/12/2011 22:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend throwing my birth control box at me and shouting that I was a slut for cheating on him since we never had sex. I attempted to explain the birth control was for a condition I have that causes my period to be non-existent. He didn't believe me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2014 00:03 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my girlfriend told me that she is pregnant. I asked how it could be possible, since she's on birth control. She said she didn't know her antibiotics would interfere with it. She's a pharmacist. FML

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You deserved it 8 886

By turning red - 27/07/2013 01:14 - United States

Today, my phone went off, reminding me to take my birth control. Instead of vibrating as per usual, it rang. The ringtone had been changed to my boyfriend singing "It's birth control time, birth control time, take your pill, or I'll say it ain't mine." I was sitting in a quiet waiting room. FML

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You deserved it 10 311

Strong incel vibes

By anotherdayfml - 04/03/2020 21:00

Today, I told a guy that I was on birth control. He decided that it would be best for us not to continue speaking with each other. I never would've thought taking care of myself would be a deal breaker. FML

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Sounds more like a fetish…

By Jordan - 08/04/2012 10:37 - Australia - Wahroonga

Today, my boyfriend told me that he believes getting kicked in the balls is a scientifically-proven method of birth control. FML

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velvel 7

Monday 27 June 2011 19:01

well, you definitely don't want babies with that one.

knights95 9

Monday 27 June 2011 19:00

Fail

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lucins 7

Monday 27 June 2011 20:21

he is so dumb. why r u still with him??

AgeIsJustANumber 0

Monday 27 June 2011 20:23

omfg. dumb ass

EvilDave 13

Monday 27 June 2011 20:23

He is an idiot. You chose to date an idiot, probably an hot idiot but an idiot none the less, therefore YDI.

CmarieMC23 3

Monday 27 June 2011 20:29

too bad it doesnt work like that! .... he sounds like a real keeper btw *rolls eyes*

mrcoolman 0

Monday 27 June 2011 20:37

now that's how you practice safe sex lol

jp941 5

Monday 27 June 2011 20:37

a;sldkfj your boyfriend must be

wolforne 0

Monday 27 June 2011 20:39

wow...i would question his manhood... he is an idiot

xynex 0

Monday 27 June 2011 20:42

looolllll

cutebella227 0

Monday 27 June 2011 20:46

awww he's cute he must really care

TheChicanoGuy 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 18:32

yup, reallly care

iyazwoodfle 4

Monday 27 June 2011 20:47

ah, another classic case of dumb love! this made me laugh.

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