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By nutfreak - 12/08/2013 15:24 - United States - Lutherville Timonium

Today, I was diagnosed with severe nut allergies. My dad decided to buy jars of Nutella, write "You know you want this" on them, and stick them around the house. FML

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You deserved it 3 635

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By birthdayboy - 19/06/2019 16:22

Today, it was my birthday. My only birthday present was a cake that my dad bought from Walmart. Well, it sure looked tasty. The only problem: it had nuts on it. Guess what I'm highly allergic too? At least my dad told me he'd "tell me how it tastes." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 914

You deserved it 151

By rhunter17 - 06/04/2015 19:38

Today, I forgot my boyfriend was allergic to nuts and ate Nutella toast before he arrived. He had just brought me flowers for doing well in an exam and I kissed him. He had a reaction and I had to stab him in the leg. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 846

You deserved it 10 586

By Kelly - 27/12/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, I gave my boyfriend a box of chocolates as a present. A few hours later, he texted me saying that the box of chocolates contained nuts. He's allergic to nuts and his mother now thinks I'm trying to kill him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 629

You deserved it 11 824

By Anonymous - 16/02/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 969

You deserved it 3 987

By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 21:40 - United States - Blain

Today, my mom baked a cake for the whole family. One spent EpiPen later, I found out there were nuts in it, which I'm severely allergic to. My mom's defense was that she thought I'd have "gotten over" my allergy by now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 387

You deserved it 3 116

Close shave

By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 02:00 - United States - Bisbee

Today, I grabbed a box of my favorite granola bars, the only flavor the brand makes without nuts, which I'm severely allergic to. A visit to the ER after my throat closed up told me that I'd missed the notice on the shelf, warning that they're now making them with peanuts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 658

You deserved it 451

By Anonymous - 14/10/2011 14:41 - United States

Today, my dad yelled at me for buying chunky peanut butter. He wanted smooth. Apparently he's "allergic to peanuts." I had to explain to him why his argument made no sense. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 340

You deserved it 2 667

Criminal Minds

By Anonymous - 18/09/2019 00:01 - United States

Today, I had to go to the ER because of a terrible allergic reaction I had to the cookies my "friend" made for me. She assured me several times that there were no nuts in them. Turns out, she put nuts in them on purpose, to see whether or not I was really allergic. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 659

You deserved it 127

Call the cops!

By epipen life - 10/03/2019 16:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend’s mom fed me a new dish containing peanuts, knowing full well I’m severely allergic. According to her, her ancestors “cured” allergies by exposing the person to the allergen. I went into anaphylactic shock. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 611

You deserved it 234

By UnluckyJulie - 02/11/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, it was my 17th birthday. I didn't want my family to spend money on a cake, so my dad made this delicious apple ring. At least, it was great until my mouth began to itch and my throat closed. I have been allergic to nuts since birth, and my dad put walnuts in my birthday cake. FML

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You deserved it 2 700

CallMeWindSock 24

Monday 12 August 2013 19:01

Well, you know you do.

fml1365 30

Monday 12 August 2013 19:02

He must be nuts!

Comments

abbruzzi67 15

Monday 12 August 2013 19:08

When I read this I sing it in robin thicke's voice

Enslaved 36

Monday 12 August 2013 21:04

I just watched the an unrated version of the "blurred lines" video yesterday. (I didn't know there was another) Boobies!

r_bruce69 19

Monday 12 August 2013 21:53

Blurred lines is a terrible and despicably sexist song. Even as a guy this is obvious to me. I'm no feminist, and they usually get it wrong, but it scared me how few people realise there's something wrong with the song

SolarFlare 20

Monday 12 August 2013 19:08

give him a punch, in his.... nuts.

perdix 29

Monday 12 August 2013 19:12

You ought to kick him in the nuts! Make sure you take precautions to prevent actual contact -- steel-toed boots ought to keep you safe.

HeartOfLead 24

Monday 12 August 2013 19:14

The Most Deadliest... scavenger hunt?

singer0421 32

Monday 12 August 2013 19:14

You should open his shower head and stick some Nutella in there. It'll be sweet, sticky revenge.

AnOriginalName 19

Monday 12 August 2013 21:48

A Nutella shower? Doesn't seem like a bad thing, if you're implying that it is.

pikachulove14 14

Monday 12 August 2013 19:17

He's got a nutty sense of humor.

perdix 29

Monday 12 August 2013 19:19

You should mix some of your shit into the Nutella jars. That way, you won't be tempted to eat any and you know your dad is probably going to sneak a little. One shitty trick deserves another ;)