Intimacy: Not again

Not again

By orgasmsareoverratedanyway - 25/09/2012 17:42 - Norway - Myre

Today, I realized just how clingy my boyfriend is, when he pulled out in the middle of sex, lay down and hugged me, and said in his "adorable" voice that he didn't really want to have sex, but cuddle. I wouldn't mind if it didn't happen so often. FML

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By I need cuddles - 26/08/2019 20:00

Today, I realized that the only time my boyfriend is physically affectionate with me is when he wants to have sex. When I suggested we just cuddle, he looked at me and said, "What’s the point in that?" FML

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By jonnah - 05/03/2010 13:06 - Canada

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML

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By really - 07/11/2014 00:30 - United States

Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML

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By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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Creepy

By Anonymous - 28/09/2012 21:22 - Canada

Today, in the middle of sex, my boyfriend sighed, said, "I can't do this any more" and pulled out. After repeatedly asking him what was wrong, he basically told me that I suck in bed. Apparently, the way I "just lie there" makes him feel like a necrophile. FML

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By hikingtospace - 04/10/2016 15:25 - United States - Hilliard

Today, after laying down to sleep, my boyfriend seemed like he was having trouble trying to say something. After asking what was wrong a couple of times, he said, "I don't want to do this anymore" and got up and left. I had planned on telling him I love him. Saved myself some embarrassment I guess. FML

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Toxic

By Anonymous - 21/10/2022 02:00

Today, I realized that the only time my boyfriend ever wants to hug me is just after he's let off a fart and wants to pull me into it. FML

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Not helping

By Anonymous - 19/06/2022 06:00 - Spain

Today, i told my boyfriend that I wasn't feeling emotionally well, and wanted cuddles. He proceeded to hump my leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2012 12:16 - United States

Today, I realized that my fiancé only touches me when he wants to have sex. Any other contact is purely accidental. FML

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Effective

By zstarr - 14/07/2012 11:15 - United States - Rome

Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML

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Tuesday 25 September 2012 22:29

Well, at least he loves you. Have you tried talking to him about it?

enormouselephant 15

Tuesday 25 September 2012 22:29

At least he's sweet. Maybe if you start paying more attention to your vibrator he'll get jealous and get the hint...

Comments

fishboy123 7

Wednesday 26 September 2012 0:29

a guy who doesn't want you just for sex thats not in the friendzone! not possible!

CarouselHeart 11

Wednesday 26 September 2012 0:42

Jesus, that's creepy.

Epikouros 31

Wednesday 26 September 2012 0:46

If he's being honest and not hiding some other problem, this is one of the few cases where the 'dump him' response is called for. If he doesn't satisfy you sexually as a boyfriend, imagine what your sex life will be when you're married for ten years. I guess a lot of these so-called romantic comments are from people who are too young to have sex, but be careful what you wish for.

craigi 3

Wednesday 26 September 2012 0:53

He was starting to go soft.

lore420 2

Wednesday 26 September 2012 1:00

Lol he's not clingy he's probably just gay and not attracted to your ******!

sorrowsangel89 1

Wednesday 26 September 2012 1:06

Ummm....am I the only one who thinks he might be unable to finish because he is secretly gay?

LouserXo 6

Wednesday 26 September 2012 1:21

Maybe you're just not hot enough to make him climax and he's using that as an excuse.

kFrizzleee 1

Wednesday 26 September 2012 1:35

He could be a tease. OR OR ORRRRR, he could be gettinh you in a good mood to tell you he cheated on you.

josel1390 5

Wednesday 26 September 2012 1:43

He came and that's his excuse to make u think he has more to give haha yea fyl

Mercadian 7

Wednesday 26 September 2012 1:53

Not sure how to say this without sounding like a jerk. But did you ever think he might not be as into sex with a woman as he's pretending to be. Just saying