Love: Not bothered

Not bothered

By Username - 08/02/2011 16:57 - United States

Today, I wanted to propose to my girlfriend, so I bought M&M's which I had customized with the words "Will you marry me?" on them. She ate them all without reading them. FML

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By ryansmithho - 24/11/2010 19:06 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years. I took the whole day to cook a nice meal, and stuck the ring in a cookie that I was going to give to her. In the middle of the dinner I was holding the cookie under the table, about to give it to her. My dog ate it. FML

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By alphabetman - 14/09/2009 09:56 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Thinking I was being cute I spelled out "Marry Me" in alphabet soup, because that's her favorite. She took one look at it and started to laugh. She then began to spell out "no". She still ate the soup. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 01:49 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend to Taco Bell since it's her favorite place to eat. I thought it'd be cute to get one of the sauce packets that says "Will you marry me?" on it and give it to her all cute-like. She thought it was adorable. While we were leaving, she threw it out. FML

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By frootloops - 21/11/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I realized that my girlfriend had never said anything about the proposal ring I had put into a box of her Froot Loops. When I hinted it to her, she said that the cereal had expired, so she threw out the box. FML

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By Noname - 05/03/2009 02:18 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it she picked it up, put it down and said "no". Then she started to eat the dessert. FML

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By soccerlove09 - 11/10/2010 18:18 - United States

Today, I bought a personalized cookie cake with "Will you go out with me?" for the girl I've liked for five months. When I showed her, she said no, but took the cake with her anyway. FML

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By anonymous - 02/09/2014 18:58 - United States - Wolcott

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML

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By Bassackward - 25/08/2016 05:53

Today, I decided to pop the question to my beloved. Perfect lighting, fresh cut roses, a fancy dinner. The restaurant was in on it too. Shame they brought out the wedding-themed congratulations dessert before I actually went down on my knee. FML

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By Jim - 28/03/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, I decided to ask my girlfriend of 3 years to marry me. I made brownies with walnuts and put an engagement ring into the brownie I gave her. Not only did she choke on the ring, but on the way to the emergency room, I find out she is highly allergic to walnuts. FML

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The Boxer

By single - 27/03/2020 05:15 - Canada

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I checked the box with the ring to make sure it was still there, and saw a piece of paper in it. It said, "No." FML

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locaaaa 4

Tuesday 8 February 2011 18:53

why didn't you tell her to look at them??!!

vyvianpenniman 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 18:51

The fortune cookies are niftier.

Comments

Perdition 4

Tuesday 8 February 2011 22:03

YDI for attempting to propose with such a lame idea.

Sparx1_1 16

Tuesday 8 February 2011 22:07

Cute but stupid.

WhiteZoneRedZone 6

Tuesday 8 February 2011 22:14

If you two do end up getting married make sure the DJ plays "I Want Candy" at the wedding reception.

Stupidpeopleanno 5

Tuesday 8 February 2011 22:15

When I'm in the same room as a bag of M&M's I have the urge to eat. M&Ms are delicious!

Casandy 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 22:19

That was your fault for not telling her to look closer. unless she's just a fatass who scarfs down her food

NancyDeebensDPDS 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 22:20

looks like your going out with a fat ass.

grog_fml 3

Tuesday 8 February 2011 22:30

hehe she's a fatty!

MissPo3s 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 22:54

Ofcourse she'll eat them, that's what they are for, OP.

minty1807 9

Tuesday 8 February 2011 23:12

i'd love to be propsed to like that <3 marry me instead :D

danielle_nicole 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 23:43

Personalized M&Ms come in completely different packaging. You can even order them to come in a nice gift box with a bow and stuff. Plus, the writing on them is very easy to read and it's pretty clear that they are not just regular M&Ms since you pick out the color combination as well. OP isn't the idiot here, his girl is. As someone who has received personalized M&Ms I think that it was a very cute gesture. And to the OP, sorry your girl is oblivious.