Not funny, son

By Embarassed - 15/03/2011 19:29 - United States

Today, while at a school anti-drugs assembly, the speaker asked everyone to stand up if they knew someone who had died of an overdose. As I stood up, my friend hit me in the side, making me laugh. I stood frozen under accusing glares while the speaker bitched me out for a good 5 minutes. FML
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Frosc 0

a bit of a fail there, also your friend's an ass.

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john443 5

I think your friend is the one who overdosed

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gotbiscuits 0

You already made yourself look like a dick, so instead of standing there frozen should have made a decent joke. This way you would feel less embarrassed.

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Avenged7Gabe 0

hey fucktard that would not only make no one laugh, but that would make himself look like a bigger dick

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gotbiscuits 0

It's school. Everyone would laugh, except for the speaker and sentimental retards like yourself.

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gotbiscuits 0

Obviously the retard's comment is gone, so it looks like I'm replying to myself.

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gotbiscuits 0

No, they usually moderate it, not delete it. It's just the website screwing with us.

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jman730 0

Serves you right dumbass. Who laughs when they get hit anyway?

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john443 5

When my brother hits me I laugh, cuz I'm just that retarded. if my friend does I don't laugh, so yea I get ur point.

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DocBastard 38

Bitching at your friend with an acid tongue would be the pot calling the kettle black, and it'll meth up your friendship. You can be the heroin this situation by not cracking, being the bigger man, and not acting hashly toward him. Act like an angel, dust yourself off, and move on. Maybe speed down the road and get yourself a burger with mushrooms and a Coke - that always puts me in a state of ecstasy. If you have any questions, just reefer back here for guidance. Good luck!

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testthecoal 5

Forgive me for not being corrupted by FML yet, but what the bloody hell is a reefer? Of course, I will probably google it up anyways, so this post is pretty much useless

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boopityboppity 11

Ye Gods, Kay, you change gender more easily than a fornicating slipper snail. Why people call it that is beyond me.

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boopityboppity 11

^And this, ladies and gentleman, is your body on drugs.

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DocBastard 38

Wow, so many thumbs up for the "shut your face" comment. No need to get huffy.

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testthecoal 5

Lol at the Monty python reference.

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Doortje 29

Ahh finally, some good old Doc and Kay bromance. I've missed you guys! Oh goddamnit, Kay's a woman again. Just your average romance it is then.

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steezyjustice 0

Should have added Charlie Sheen in it.

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oblio 0

that was truly a masterpiece. hats off to you!

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MariaxMayhem 0

Lmao too funny man!! Nice play on words :D

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mintcar 9

What's so funny about being hit? You're an idiot, this was your own damn doing. Don't pin it on your friend. Although, it was very immature of him/ her to have done what he or she did.

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Avenged7Gabe 0

maybe it was an automatic response to being hit you bitch

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testthecoal 5

Did you really just reply to your own post?

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hellosir23 0

it was a reply to 34, actually. it just showed up on mine for some reason.

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brianjman14 22

FreeDome is partially right. You actually CAN OD on marijuana, but it's physically impossible. In order to OD on marijuana, you would need to take 40,000 times the amount it would take it would to get you high in a short matter of 15 minutes. For example, if it took 3 hits to get high, then you would need to take 120,000 hits to die. You would most likely pass out way before then, but you will be fine. Physically impossible. Even if you were to eat it, you would need to eat around 15,000 pounds of it in 15 minutes. You would probably be sick and be barfing because your body can't take it. Again, physically impossible.

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DaveOnDope 4

True! I've tried!

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brianjman14 22

I'm wondering what that person ODed on. If you say weed, I'll hit you!

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DocBastard 38

Weed. Definitely weed. Bring it, bitch. You ain't got shit, son.

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Avenged7Gabe 0

your a retarded dick

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brianjman14 22

Imma bust a cap in yo ass, yo! *brings out gun and holds sideways-gangsta like and shoots three times* WHAT!

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MissBunny25 0

77 I think we can all see, if anyone is gangster here, it's me.. and no matter how many times you shoot doc he won't die.. he CAN'T die. he's the chuck Norris of FML.

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DaveOnDope 4

In response to everyones favorite bastards message number 47. Marijuana, muggles(yes that was a name for weed), reefer, pacalolo, grass, dank, skunk, Thai, Buddha, Colombian(before cocaine), Ohai, yesca, motah, yerba, mu, ganja...on and on. I live in CA, I have glaucoma and was told at the age of 15 to smoke on by a doctor, 35 years ago! I just joined AARP! Who's got grandpas medicine? OH BEFORE I FORGET! Drugs are bad, M'kay?

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brianjman14 22

What kind of gangster has the name "MissBunny25?" And also, I will kill you, Doc. Somehow, someway, I will kill you and get the Crown of Awesome from you and become the new King of FML! Ha! >:D

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DaveOnDope 4

Charlie Sheen could do it using the surfing power of his quicksilver mind!

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HazardousMonster 2

Wait, who the hell gets hit in the side and laughs about it...maybe an "ow" or something, but laughing?! and you could've told the speaker that your jackass friend decided to hit you.

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gotbiscuits 0

It is a healthy reaction to something like this coming from a friend. You're not a guy, you wouldn't understand.

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sterlingarcher 1

lol whenever someone hits me on the side I always laugh even if it doesn't tickle because it's just funny...

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