Inappropriate, Students and Drugs: Not funny, son

Not funny, son

By Embarassed - 15/03/2011 19:29 - United States

Today, while at a school anti-drugs assembly, the speaker asked everyone to stand up if they knew someone who had died of an overdose. As I stood up, my friend hit me in the side, making me laugh. I stood frozen under accusing glares while the speaker bitched me out for a good 5 minutes. FML

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By Braxam - 15/06/2011 16:42 - United States

Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, at school, I was crying because someone I knew had died. My teacher pulled me aside and said, "I understand you're socially awkward, but don't worry, it gets better." FML

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By drugsforthugs - 18/11/2014 17:26 - United States - Sierra Madre

Today, in the middle of a boring class, my friend offered me some Smarties. We're not allowed to eat in class, but I had a couple anyway. As I put them in my mouth, my "friend" stood up and yelled that I was doing ecstasy. I might actually get expelled. FML

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Frosc 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 0:06

a bit of a fail there, also your friend's an ass.

john443 5

Wednesday 16 March 2011 0:08

I think your friend is the one who overdosed

Comments

meg238f 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 0:58

Should've told them what happened, and if they didn't believe you, bitch slap 'em.

Beck2209 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 1:05

That really sucks, but you should defend yourself. I would.

zeta24 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 1:08

sry for ur loss. all of u people hu r saying he needs to stop breathing and shit?? because he lost a friend?? wow. just wow.

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 16 March 2011 1:24

Edit: the comment I was referring to vanished. Nothing to see here.

testthecoal 5

Wednesday 16 March 2011 1:11

Should have sawed it off and stuff it in his cavity.

Picking_Kuppies 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 1:16

My teacher announced how a girl in my class had got hit by a train because she was walking on the tracks; and I laughed. Everybody was quiet, I was the only one laughing (or making any noise, for that matter). After about 8 seconds of awkward silence, she was like: "So, TODAY, WE'RE GOING TO BE WORKING ON..." It was funny. Seriously.

Picking_Kuppies 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 1:29

Oh, and the girl is fine. She was walking on the tracks, but there were more tracks right next to them. There had been a train that came by on the tracks next to her a while before, so [when she heard the train that was about to hit her coming] she assumed it was on the other tracks. She had her hood up and was listening her iPod, yet, somehow, she didn't think to check. This was months ago.

Picking_Kuppies 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 1:20

My friends always come up to me and randomly jab spots on my sides, it makes me either freak out or burst out laughing, that's probably what OP meant.

KourtneyRay 2

Wednesday 16 March 2011 1:25

I woulda told on my friend!

sleepydeath 4

Wednesday 16 March 2011 4:05

y it's not that bad getting bitched at

OCDC 9

Wednesday 16 March 2011 5:28

I would have too...if I was still in kindergarten.

sterlingarcher 1

Wednesday 16 March 2011 1:26

haha lol that happens to me too! I'll just start laughing or someone will make me laugh when it's is super quiet or it is supposed to be a serious moment.. :D