Not going so well, is it?

By Anonymous - 29/07/2013 07:54 - United States - Riverside

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. When I didn't get off right away, he asked what he was doing wrong. I told him he was doing fine, but instead of focusing only on my vagina, he might want to pay attention to my clitoris as well. His response? "What's a clitoris?" FML
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AGB10 19

That's the perfect time to teach him. He seems sweet enough to care !

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Lennes 12

The female body is a flipping mystery to men. However, I've found that a solid diagram works wonders for those willing to learn. :)

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Ruuku 11

what's a surprise that's going to hurt?......anal try it.

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wdthompson1 18

I said you deserved it in a good way because you get to be his teacher and show him how you like it.

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abeg157 14

At least he didn't think it was a tiny penis you had there.

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lochiamochia 25

OP, you definitely deserve it if you masked your feelings and allowed him to continue on when it wasn't pleasuring you. If he's willing to go down on you and he seems to also want to do a good job then take the opportunity and teach him. Don't complain about it later on when he's still clueless.

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trbuson 11

OP never masked her feelings. Otherwise the FML would have been "Today I faked another ****** just because my boyfriend doesn't know what a ******** is."

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love_me_electric 20

Maybe she thought he was teasing her and was going to get to her clit eventually. From the sound of the FML he wasn't down there very long.

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Headcrab 29

I was going to comment about a dude having sex but not knowing what the ******** is, but reading the FMLs here I am baffled. They don't teach this in some schools? I had sex ed at the age of 12 (the basic 'where dinkiest come from' stuff. Then again ay age 14 more in deep about sperm and evolution of the embryo and then again at age 17 about cell division etc. However... it is still hard to understand how someone 'old enough' to have sex doesn't know the absolute basics about anatomy.

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Sora_McKain 36

"Oh the clit is real, it's the female orgy that's the myth. "

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notalwaysbesta 14

Rough, but hey, at least he's ready to find out :)

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gatorgirl2669 6

um.. how old are you guys? see this is why they should make sex ed and anatanomy mandatory in school.... nobody should be asking such questions and live in the united states.. damn shame

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