Love, Photography and Texting: Not like that

Not like that

By weirdo - 21/02/2010 08:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to send him a pic of myself being happy for his phone's caller ID. So I picked out a picture where I'm grinning a big grin, clearly very happy like he asked. He replies back, "You look weird there. Send a pretty one." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2019 06:00

Today, my boyfriend looked so unhappy in a photo we took that I downloaded an editing app, and edited the photo to make it look like he was smiling before posting it. FML

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By hayleediaz - 16/07/2015 17:03 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply, "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying, "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML

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By Noname - 03/02/2009 02:36 - United States

Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML

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By Catnip - 30/06/2016 23:42 - Germany - Michelstadt

Today, I sent my boyfriend a selfie where I used the Snapchat face-swap to put my best friend's face on mine. My boyfriend didn't notice and texted back, 'Wow, so beautiful!' FML

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By XxHinkaixX - 01/08/2010 02:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were looking through an old photo album of mine. I turned to a page with a picture of me on my last day of college. I thought the picture was quite nice. He turned to me and said, "Don't worry, I take bad pictures too." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2014 16:54 - Canada - Delta

Today, my boyfriend sent me a screenshot of his phone's contact list, to show me the adorable photo of us he'd set as my contact image. I guess he didn't realize that a contact called "Side Babe" was just barely in the screenshot too. FML

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By lucy_g - 02/11/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2024 09:00 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2023 04:00

Today, my friend sent me a weird selfie in black and white. I sent one back, and she said I looked like an 80s porn star. It was funny, but then three of my friends had the same reaction. I didn't even look good in the picture. FML

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You deserved it 194

By Anon - 21/04/2009 18:21 - United States

Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML

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theian01 3

Sunday 21 February 2010 16:10

When you think about being happy and try to look happy, people look creepy. It's a widely believed fact!

iheart655 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 16:21

not an fml. he's honest with you. and it's not like he called you ugly, either.

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Ajjas013 6

Sunday 21 February 2010 18:13

...Mandy? ...I bet that's Billy's house :(

dg72592_fml 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 18:55

why is this an fml? no one looks good in every picture ever taken of them

MQ_was_here 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 18:56

Okay so since most of us agree that the OP is being slightly melodramatic, I was wondering how tall is everyone?

Vitamin_C 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 19:08

5'8"

MQ_was_here 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 19:25

Oou, for a girl that's tallish. (I'm 5'7)

samantha_durano 6

Sunday 21 February 2010 19:36

5 ft 7 in. :)

Ajjas013 6

Sunday 21 February 2010 19:53

I'm 5'3 :(

MQ_was_here 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:26

^^lol,I always did think ajjas would be taller.

dudeitsdanny 9

Sunday 21 February 2010 21:12

6'5 =|

heeheehoo 0

Monday 22 February 2010 3:56

5ft 9 in and I'm a girl ):

polo1996 0

Monday 22 February 2010 4:01

5' 1"

dudeitsdanny 9

Monday 22 February 2010 5:06

Heeheehoo- Hit me up ;D Edit: Actually.. All you girls are pretty tall, so... ;D Kiddinggggggggg.

lettertjes 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 13:31

I'm 1.60 metres. Let me calculate. That's 5'3''

T1A2Z3 34

Monday 21 May 2018 13:10

5'8"/ 1.72 mtrs

dRose22 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 19:19

I have a girlfriend.

london838 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 19:25

umm thats wat my bf said to me once :/

convectuoso88 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 19:27

YLIA

waNgEmsauCe 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:04

get over it.... some pictures look weird.... grow up and quit whining

blastvortex 3

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:23

He said happy, not cheesy. Try again.

FerrariCake 2

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:40

This is not an FML. You gave him a picture, he asked for a different one. Your life is not ******.

mmastermetallica 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 20:55

low selfesteem FTL

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Today, my parents told me that unless I think about my behaviour and make some real changes, people are going to think I’m weird or suspicious, and I’ll never make friends. This is because I choose to attend church on Sundays instead of watching TV and getting drunk. FML

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Today, I sent my boyfriend to the store to get groceries while I was at work. Instead of what I listed, he came back with hot pockets, ice cream and beer. I'm lactose intolerant and pregnant. FML

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Today, I got fired from the community service I was doing out of kindness. FML

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