Not now, Yoda

By iwassoclose - 10/04/2013 16:32 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I told him I was close to having an orgasm. He smirked and started talking like Yoda, saying, "Strong with the cum, this one is." Orgasm gone. FML
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Serisent 26

Well, you know what Yoda says: Do or do not, there is no try. Clearly, you did not.

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Darkcamzy 10

Doesn't Yoda just have the sexiest voice you have ever heard?

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MidnaLink 33

It's official, nerdy shit during sex is not the best thing... ever!

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broken20 2

YDI if you didn't think this was freaking awesome!

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caysters 12

How did you tell him you were close? Because something tells me it wasn't too sexy if you tell him "I think I am close to an ******. Please make me climax." Can't picture it doing it for him either. Haha

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samzap 6

Yea... Your problem is that he changed the line from the movie right?

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Attica 20

@ 65: Just think of "Rule 34"... Judging by how startlingly true that statement actually is, there are people out there into just about anything.

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