Intimacy, Sex, Family and Love: Not now!

Not now!

By XxDiabolikalXx - 24/08/2010 07:30 - France

Today, while having dinner, my boyfriend decided to tell everyone about our sex life. It wouldn't have been too bad except my father was sitting right next to me. My boyfriend's excuse was that he wanted to make my dad laugh. He didn't laugh. FML

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Dad jokes!

By Chels - 11/05/2011 05:17 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my parents. They got quite drunk, and my mom shouted at him, "Have you had sex with my daughter?" As he was shaking his head, my dad said, "I have" in a really creepy voice, thinking it would be funny. It wasn't. FML

I agree, your life sucks 68 516

You deserved it 5 325

By Anonymous - 15/12/2011 17:26 - United States

Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML

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You deserved it 5 563

By maddie - 27/12/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML

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You deserved it 4 984

By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML

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You deserved it 47 219

By Oh God - 24/05/2018 06:00

Today, I met my new boyfriend’s family for the first time. Unfortunately for me, his dad walked in to ask what we wanted for dinner while we were having sex. Even worse was that my boyfriend kept going while his dad was there, and his dad later said he was glad I was “the woman”. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 134

You deserved it 1 458

By Anonymous - 20/11/2012 03:19 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML

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You deserved it 17 448

By FML - 04/09/2015 16:27 - United States - Maricopa

Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. It went well, until my dad got drunk and started telling everyone about how "midgets" are assholes and are ruining America. FML

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You deserved it 1 729

By sometingwong - 01/12/2011 20:32 - United States

Today, I had dinner at my girlfriend's house with her parents. Everything was going great, until after dinner when her dad pulled me aside and told me he'd heard us having sex. I was out of town all weekend for a baseball tournament. FML

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You deserved it 3 450

Nope out of there

By twintowers - 04/07/2009 20:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML

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You deserved it 23 273

It's out there

By anonymous - 03/09/2021 20:00

Today, my boyfriend showed me a video on his phone that he'd recorded of us having sex. Furious, I asked him if he'd ever shown it to anyone. His response was, "No, not really, I mean… My roommate walked in on me watching it. Oh, and my dad wanted to know how our relationship was going, I was drunk…" FML

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You deserved it 161

queens_fml 5

Tuesday 24 August 2010 16:05

ur boy friend is a jerk ..

SpaceMannn 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 16:17

why did he think he would laugh? WTF haha.. he was probably like "hey (insert op's dad's name here) did you know ur daughter is a screamer?. =|

Comments

Jimboom 11

Tuesday 24 August 2010 17:15

Should have made his get his **** out... that would have given everyone a good laugh.

Xathanos 16

Tuesday 24 August 2010 17:20

nah that'd go wrong and it takes a guy with balls of steel to do that or be really drunk..

Xathanos 16

Tuesday 24 August 2010 17:16

hmm, BF with bad hummor + dad with little hummor = Fail..

NightSkyx 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 18:21

humor*

smokergirl420 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 23:31

^^haha nice pic!!

ashorina 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 17:23

haha, damnn that sucks

jessemejia19 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 17:25

niggas this days be actin stupid like WTF..... u talk about sex with ur friends only, not infront of her n her dad.....ASSHOLE!!

reallymily 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 18:36

hahah I am... but fyl.. mean bf :(

UpYoursInAdvance 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 20:37

YDI Nd I hope he wore that ass out!

SenoraC 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 21:29

I want to know what happened afterward.

cole86 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 22:28

haha I am though

destineydeon 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 22:37

42: you're ******* stupid and gross. 43: you're picture is great (: and fyl, op. my dad wouldn't have laughed either. not only would it have not been funny but it's not a very respectful thing to talk about with your gf's family.