Not now!

By Victim - 27/06/2009 13:47 - United States

Spicy
Today, at lifeguard class, I played a victim while my peers strapped me to the backboard in the water. When I was strapped down, I got wood in a wet swimsuit. My hands were strapped down so I could do nothing to hide it. FML
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Same thing different taste

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hahaha i hope the people tying you down were chicks in bikinis

seb12992 0

Ouch. Were you being strapped down by a group of hot girls?

Comments

I'm a lifeguard This happened to the guy plenty of times during the classes

HAHAHA! It does depend on the peers though. If they're guys, that would be weird. If they're girls then that mostly normal. But that does suck that you could hide it. HAHAHA! TEEHEE

Any other lifeguards always feel kinda sketchy when doing spinal immobilizations on girls? With at least two of them there's no way around groping their entire chests, and you're stuck trying very hard to look like you haven't noticed.

not really. we use head-chin support, which involves one arm going on the back up the back of the head, and the other arms goes from elbow-on-the-sternum up to hand-on-the-face. no groping as long as you do a decent job with hand placement. once you get them boarded, the hardest part is making sure the chest strap doesn't go anywheres squishy. but maybe the victims you are saving are proportioned a little differently from our LG class of all high-school students ;P honestly, the rescue that i find sketchy is a submerged passive non-spinal. you have to bring your arm across the chest and then use that hand to grab your rescue tube strap. i rescued my close friend, and she told me that it might help to be careful during practice, because even though she didn't care, others might have accused me of sexual harassment.

That used to get pretty tricky. You just have to remember that lives are on the line. I was able to put it out of my head when I spinaled anyone and didn't take it personal when I got the "bad touch" while being strapped in.

sadiesykes 0

ah it can't be helped. some things just set them off.

dude how does that give you a boner... creepy.... are you gay?

arienh4 0

Where does it say it was only guys strapping him down?

jmsweet6 0

funny, same thing happened at my pool during lifeguarding class