Not now!

By Victim - 27/06/2009 13:47 - United States

Spicy
Today, at lifeguard class, I played a victim while my peers strapped me to the backboard in the water. When I was strapped down, I got wood in a wet swimsuit. My hands were strapped down so I could do nothing to hide it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 67 451
You deserved it 10 091

Same thing different taste

Top comments

hahaha i hope the people tying you down were chicks in bikinis

seb12992 0

Ouch. Were you being strapped down by a group of hot girls?

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digapygmy 0

Sounds like a porno waiting to happen. ;)

Hahah, if I were a guy, I think that would definitely have happened to me too.

This happened to a guy on my lifeguard course last year, being fair to him though there were about 4-6 girls holding up the spine board that he was lying on. Our coach said it happens at least once on each course he teaches. Don't worry about it and try to laugh it off.

# 57: They must have used the wrong spine board, the ones used in a pool are made of foam and float.

your backboards are made of foam? eek. i wouldn't trust that, way to flimsy. ours are made of wood or plastic and they still float...

caticaticati 3

Haven't you ever used a foam kickboard? Some of those things aren't flimsy at all.

Ours were made of wood at our water park. We had some old plastic floaty ones...but those aren't really reliable with the...quality...of some of our patrons.

cucuto89 0

Ours are made out of FLoating Stuff!!!

That's when you pretend that you were just trying to make the spinal situation more realistic by simulating a priapism. :P

lol. the same thing happened in my lifegaurd class last week. it was really awk tho cause i had to reach across his crotch so i could clip the straps together.

kellster 2

I guess you like being tied down! You can come to my place in your wetsuit to get tied down any time you like! :P

fuck_YOUR_lives 0