Intimacy, Sex, Underwear and Love: Not really the desired effect

Not really the desired effect

By Ouchithurt - 04/08/2009 07:55 - United States

Today, I was following my girlfriend up the stairs, I was pretty sure I was going to get lucky. As I was almost up the set of stairs, she lifted her skirt and revealed to me that she wasn't wearing any panties. I fell backwards down the stairs. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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By Herman - 13/02/2023 06:00 - United States - Bedford

Today, I went to my room to find my girlfriend on the floor, butt up, with her pants down. I elatedly took the invitation and dropped my pants too, only for her to tell me, "Not so fast champ, I'm trying to force some farts out." FML

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By Gordon - 22/07/2009 14:12 - United States

Today, I was standing by the bed naked, waiting for my wife to come out of the bathroom. She opens the door and walks over to me, swinging her hips, wearing pratically nothing. About four feet from me, she trips on the edge of the floor mat, and uses my 'junk' to catch herself. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2019 18:00

Today, while rushing upstairs to have sex, I tripped on the stairs and rammed my naked boner into the edge of the step. All my wife could do is laugh at me. Now it even hurts to pee or put my trousers on. FML

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By grabber - 09/08/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 07:32 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was undressing for my girlfriend. I thought I was being all smooth and sexy, until I went to sit on the side of the bed and beckon her over. Instead, I sat heavily on my balls, screamed, then fell off the bed sobbing like a girl. FML

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By cheated - 08/07/2009 06:46 - United States

Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2013 18:24 - United States - Pompton Plains

Today, I got home from work and found my girlfriend waiting for me in some skimpy lingerie. She ended up pushing me onto the bed, and as I lay there, expecting to be pleasured, she pulled out a pair of adult-sized footsie pajamas and dressed me in them. FML

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Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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By shit.... - 08/11/2012 18:25 - Malaysia - Kuala Selangor

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML

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jessxoxo28 5

Tuesday 4 August 2009 16:08

omg, wow., lol!!!! u must have been blown away with wat u saw

Caael 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 16:13

Hope you got sympathy sex

Comments

hottiegurl 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 19:32

LOL, Oh that's sweet for her to do.

H00K_M 8

Tuesday 4 August 2009 19:59

Sounds like she smelled so rank that the fumes made you dizzy and unable to keep your balance. FYL indeed!

3arl 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 20:02

what does op stand for?

tarpack1984 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 20:38

original poster

c6dragster 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 20:03

haha.... you should have pulled out a gun like stewie in Baby Not Onboard...

crazycracker37 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 20:15

Thats awesome. Any good girl would find that charming id say. lol

hazeleyes_127 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 20:20

haha.. i love this one... he was so turned on all the blood went to his brain and passed out.. pussy can do that alot to a guy..

evlbb2 2

Wednesday 5 August 2009 1:31

I dont think the blood quite made it to his "brain." I believe it was needed elsewhere.

o0ginger0o 7

Tuesday 4 August 2009 20:30

Was it like Scary Movie, where the guy pulls down the chick's panties and the huge pube-fro springs out? Did her pube-fro knock you down the stairs?

xxstealthxx 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 20:58

classic, hahah. It must have been a real juicy one.

HotSauce_fml 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 21:01

You dating a *****? Pants no panties is fine. But skirt? Yeah, your GF is a *****.

o0ginger0o 7

Tuesday 4 August 2009 23:53

Chances are that if she was flashing him, they were somewhere private. She was being a little kinky. So what? What the hell is wrong with being a little scandalous with your man? That doesn't make her a *****; it makes her fun.

HotSauce_fml 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 1:04

Spoken like a true *****.

cruncheweezy 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 1:57

Here's the thing. No panties + Skirt + Public Places = *****. VERY much a *****. No Panties + Skirt + Romantic evening for two at a PRIVATE place = Fun time. Sounds to me like OP's girlfriend wanted to treat him to a little something. Good on her.

FarSide 22

Wednesday 5 August 2009 5:34

Just makes her an Indiana farm girl.

o0ginger0o 7

Wednesday 5 August 2009 9:45

I'd rather be accused of being a ***** than to be a boring, uptight prude. I still enjoy my sex life with my husband, even after 10+ years with him. You continue doing whatever you're doing. A little teasing never hurt anyone...well, except the OP.

plexico 3

Tuesday 4 August 2009 21:07

Tarynkd, I usually pick on you, but you are right on with this one! I find just about every square inch of the female body magnificent to look at, except, ironically, the ******, arguably the most female part of all. Even the most beautifully groomed one as seen in ****, is at best, OK. From a man's point of view, it is best to consider it a tactile organ. No part of the woman's body feels as good to the penis or the fingers as the ****** (the mouth of a skilled performer of fellatio may be quite competitive, though.) Some guys like ***********, but I don't know of anyone who really enjoys it himself or likes what it does for his woman and what favors he can expect in the future.